“here once was a group with Liam and Niall
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?
They lived with Zayn and his room was vile
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?

Did you know Harry’s such a slob?
He needs to win X-factor ‘cause he can’t get a job
And oh Louis needs a boat
He dresses like he owns one
‘Cause he’s got no other clothes
They really need your vote
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?

Mick Jagger could be Harry’s dad
Vas happenin’ mum? Vas happenin’ Mick?
When Liam sings he makes his face look sad
Vas happenin’ song? Vas happenin’ sad?

And Zayn’s the master of echos
And Niall was raised by leprechauns
So he won’t ever grow
And oh Louis needs that boat
He dresses like he owns one
And it’s becoming a joke
They really need your vote

Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?”