Advik

“So light a fire!" Harry choked. "Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" ...
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

“Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"
"Yes."
"You called her a liar?"
"Yes."
"You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?"
"Yes."
"Have a biscuit, Potter.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“here once was a group with Liam and Niall
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?
They lived with Zayn and his room was vile
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?

Did you know Harry’s such a slob?
He needs to win X-factor ‘cause he can’t get a job
And oh Louis needs a boat
He dresses like he owns one
‘Cause he’s got no other clothes
They really need your vote
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?

Mick Jagger could be Harry’s dad
Vas happenin’ mum? Vas happenin’ Mick?
When Liam sings he makes his face look sad
Vas happenin’ song? Vas happenin’ sad?

And Zayn’s the master of echos
And Niall was raised by leprechauns
So he won’t ever grow
And oh Louis needs that boat
He dresses like he owns one
And it’s becoming a joke
They really need your vote

Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?”
― One Direction

“Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets