Advik

“here once was a group with Liam and Niall
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?
They lived with Zayn and his room was vile
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?

Did you know Harry’s such a slob?
He needs to win X-factor ‘cause he can’t get a job
And oh Louis needs a boat
He dresses like he owns one
‘Cause he’s got no other clothes
They really need your vote
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?

Mick Jagger could be Harry’s dad
Vas happenin’ mum? Vas happenin’ Mick?
When Liam sings he makes his face look sad
Vas happenin’ song? Vas happenin’ sad?

And Zayn’s the master of echos
And Niall was raised by leprechauns
So he won’t ever grow
And oh Louis needs that boat
He dresses like he owns one
And it’s becoming a joke
They really need your vote

Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?
Vas happenin’ boys? Vas happenin’ boys?”
― One Direction

“Don’t put your wand there, boy!” roared Moody. “What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!” “Who d’you know who’s lost a buttock?” the violet-haired woman asked Mad-Eye interestedly. “Never you mind, you just keep your wand out of your back pocket!” growled Mad-Eye. “Elementary wand safety, nobody bothers about it anymore . . .” He stumped off toward the kitchen. “And I saw that,” he added irritably, as the woman rolled her eyes at the ceiling.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“Books are like mirrors: if a fool looks in, you cannot expect a genius to look out.”
― J.K. Rowling

“Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"
"Yes."
"You called her a liar?"
"Yes."
"You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?"
"Yes."
"Have a biscuit, Potter.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix