“At the front window was something that looked like a machine gun with a cluster of barrels. “Rocket launcher?” he wondered aloud.
“Nope, nope! Potatoes. Ella doesn't like potatoes.”
“Ella! Where are the others?”
“Roof. Ogre-watching. Ella doesn't like ogres. Potatoes.”
Potatoes? Frank didn't understand until he swiveled the machine gun around. Its eight barrels were loaded with spuds. At the base of the gun, a basket was filled with more edible ammunition…
“They have cannonballs,” Frank said, “and we have a potato gun.”
“Starch,” Ella said thoughtfully. “Starch is bad for ogres.”
―
The Son of Neptune
Share this quote:
Friends Who Liked This Quote
To see what your friends thought of this quote, please sign up!
56 likes
All Members Who Liked This Quote
This Quote Is From
Browse By Tag
- love (101779)
- life (79776)
- inspirational (76191)
- humor (44480)
- philosophy (31147)
- inspirational-quotes (29017)
- god (26976)
- truth (24816)
- wisdom (24764)
- romance (24453)
- poetry (23413)
- life-lessons (22738)
- quotes (21214)
- death (20616)
- happiness (19109)
- hope (18641)
- faith (18508)
- travel (18490)
- inspiration (17458)
- spirituality (15798)
- relationships (15733)
- life-quotes (15657)
- motivational (15439)
- religion (15433)
- love-quotes (15427)
- writing (14978)
- success (14221)
- motivation (13336)
- time (12905)
- motivational-quotes (12656)





























