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  • #1
    Rick Riordan
    “Ella is nervous,” the harpy muttered from her perch on the railing. “The elephant. The elephant is watching Ella.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #2
    Lisa Kleypas
    “You told me you believed marriage was for other people."

    "You're the only man who could make me believe that it's for me, too. Although when you get down to it, love is what's real. I still say marriage is just a piece of paper."

    Jack smiled. "Let's find out," he said, and he pulled me down to the bed with him.

    Jack & Ella”
    Lisa Kleypas, Smooth Talking Stranger

  • #3
    Rick Riordan
    “At the front window was something that looked like a machine gun with a cluster of barrels. “Rocket launcher?” he wondered aloud.
    “Nope, nope! Potatoes. Ella doesn't like potatoes.”
    “Ella! Where are the others?”
    “Roof. Ogre-watching. Ella doesn't like ogres. Potatoes.”
    Potatoes? Frank didn't understand until he swiveled the machine gun around. Its eight barrels were loaded with spuds. At the base of the gun, a basket was filled with more edible ammunition…
    “They have cannonballs,” Frank said, “and we have a potato gun.”
    “Starch,” Ella said thoughtfully. “Starch is bad for ogres.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #4
    Rick Riordan
    “No more Lastrygonians.” Ella fluttered down and landed next to them. “Six minus six is zero. Spears are good for subtraction, yep.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #5
    Rick Riordan
    “Laistrygonians. Cannibals. Northern Giants. Sasquatch legend. Yep, yep. They are not birds. Not birds of North America.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #6
    Rick Riordan
    “Wisdom's daughter walks alone—”
    “Ella!” Frank stood suddenly. “Maybe it's not the best time—”
    “The Mark of Athena burns through Rome,” Ella continued, cupping her hands over her ears and raising her voice. “Twins snuff out the angel's breath, Who holds the key to endless death. Giants' bane stands gold and pale, Won with pain from a woven jail.
    Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

  • #7
    Rick Riordan
    “You both passed out,” Percy said. “I don’t know why, but Ella told me not to worry about it. She said you were…sharing?”
    “Sharing,” Ella agreed. She crouched in the stern, preening her wing feathers with her teeth, which didn’t look like a very effective form of personal hygiene. She spit out some red fluff. “Sharing is good. No more blackouts. Biggest American blackout, August 14, 2003. Hazel shared. No more blackouts.”
    Percy scratched his head. “Yeah…we’ve been having conversations like that all night. I still don’t know what she’s talking about.”
    Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

  • #8
    Rick Riordan
    “[Tyson] looked him over with that massive baby-brown eye. “You are not dead. I like it when you are not dead.”
    Ella fluttered to the ground and began preening her feathers. “Ella found a dog,” she announced. “A large dog. And a Cyclops.” Was she blushing?
    Before Percy could decide, his black mastiff pounced on him, knocking Percy to the ground and barking so loudly that even Arion backed up. “Hey, Mrs. O'Leary,” Percy said. “Yeah, I love you, too, girl. Good dog.”
    Hazel squeaked. “You have a hellhound named Mrs. O'Leary?”
    “Long story.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #9
    Rick Riordan
    “Ella, just stay here. Stay safe."
    "Safe," Ella repeated. "Ella likes being safe. Safety in numbers. Safety deposit boxes. Ella will go with Tyson."
    "What?" Percy said. "Oh... fine, whatever. Just don't get hurt. And Mrs. O'Leary—"
    "ROOOF."
    "How do you feel about pulling a chariot?”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #10
    Rick Riordan
    “Frank imitated the voice of Vitellius: 'They're wimps! Back in my day, we died all the time, and we liked it!”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #11
    Rick Riordan
    “THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!"
    Polybotes frowned, obviously confused that he was being told off by a statue. "What are you?" he growled. "Shut up!"
    He pushed the statue over and turned back to Percy.
    "Now I'm MAD!" Terminus shrieked. "I'm strangling you. Feel that? Those are my hands around your neck, you big bully. Get over here! I'm going to head-butt you so hard--”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #12
    Rick Riordan
    “They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a little worried about the reindeer. "You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?"

    "Dude," Percy said, "I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm hungry.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #13
    Rick Riordan
    “A tiny dark object came sailing out of the window and landed at the giant's feet. Polybotes yelled, "Grenade!"
    He covered his face. His troops hit the ground.
    When the thing did not explode, Polybotes bent down cautiously and picked it up.
    He roared in outrage. "A Ding Dong? You dare insult me with a Ding Dong?" He threw the cake back at the shop, and it vaporized in the light.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #14
    Rick Riordan
    “He uncovered the boat, his hands working the knots like he'd been doing it his whole life. Under the tarp was an old steel rowboat with no oars. The boat had been painted dark blue at one point, but the hull was so crusted with tar and salt it looked like one massive nautical bruise.
    On the bow, the name Pax was still readable, lettered in gold. Painted eyes drooped sadly at the water level, as if the boat were about to fall asleep. On board were two benches, some steel wool, an old cooler, and a mound of frayed rope with one end tied to the mooring. At the bottom of the boat, a plastic bag and two empty Coke cans floated in several inches of scummy water.
    "Behold," Frank said. "The mighty Roman navy.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #15
    Rick Riordan
    “Back in my day, we died all the time, and we liked it!”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #16
    Rick Riordan
    “As he fell toward the highway, a horrible scenario flashed through his mind: his body smashing against an SUV's windshield, some annoyed commuter trying to push him off with the wipers. "Stupid 16-year-old kid falling from the sky! I'm late!”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #17
    Rick Riordan
    “The thing about plummetting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter - if you realize it's a bad idea when you're halfway down, it's too late.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #18
    Rick Riordan
    “Here's a tip, Alyconeus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don't set up base in the part that's only 10 miles wide.
    Welcome to Canada, idiot.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #19
    Rick Riordan
    “Look, ladies, we've been over this. I don't even remember killing Medusa. I don't remember anything! Can't we just call a truce and talk about your weekly specials?" Stheno gave her sister a pouty look, which was hard to do with giant bronze tusks. "Can we?”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #20
    Rick Riordan
    “Heroes!" Euryale said with disgust. "They always bring that up, just like our mother! 'why can't you turn people to stone? your sister can turn people to stone.' Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, boy! That was Medusa's curse alone. she was the most hideous one in the family. She got all the luck!" Stheno looked hurt. "Mother said I was the most hideous.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #21
    Rick Riordan
    “First, you start carrying a man satchel. Next thing you know, you're running around in a bathrobe and pink bunny slippers, chasing chickens with a weed whacker.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune
    tags: humor

  • #22
    Rick Riordan
    “Um..." Hazel faltered. "You mean you won't... you're not going to-"
    "Claim your life?" Thantos asked. "Well, let's see..."
    He pulled a pure-black iPad from thin air. Death, tapped the screen a few times, and all Frank could think was: Please don't let there be an app for reaping souls.
    "I don't see you on the list," Thantos said. "Pluto gives me specific orders for escaped souls, you see. For some reason, he has not issued a warrant for yours. Perhaps he feels your life is not finished, or it could be n oversight. If you'd like me to call and ask-"
    "No!" Hazel yelped. "That's okay."
    "Are you sure?" Death asked helpfully. "I have video-conferencing enabled. I have his Skype address here somewhere...”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #23
    Rick Riordan
    “Schist," said an angry voice from the grass. Hazel raised her eyebrows. "Excuse me?" "Schist! Big pile of schist!”
    Rick Riordan , The Son of Neptune

  • #24
    Rick Riordan
    “Heroes like you always have a weak spot. We just have to find it, and then we can kill you. Won't that be lovely? Have a cheese 'n' Wiener!”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #25
    Rick Riordan
    “Percy was waiting for them. He looked mad.
    He stood at the edge of the glacier, leaning on the staff with the golden eagle, gazing down at the wreckage he'd caused: several hundred acres of newly open water dotted with icebergs and flotsam from the ruined camp.
    The only remains on the glacier were the main gates, which listed sideways, and a tattered blue banner lying over a pile of now-bricks.
    When they ran up to him, Percy said, "Hey," like they were just meeting for lunch or something.
    "You're alive!" Frank marveled.
    Percy frowned. "The fall? That was nothing. I fell twice that far from the St. Louis Arch."
    "You did what?" Hazel asked.
    "Never mind. The important thing was I didn't drown.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #26
    Rick Riordan
    “Would Grandmother scold him? Would she say, “Frank! Thank the gods, you've come. I'm surrounded by monsters.”
    More likely she'd scold him, or mistake them for intruders and chase them off with a frying pan.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #27
    Rick Riordan
    “Why would Roman gods want to date Chinese Canadians?”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #28
    Rick Riordan
    “Percy and Reyna occupied matching praeters' chairs on the dais, which made Percy self-conscious. It wasn't easy looking dignified wearing a bedsheet and a purple cape. "The camp is safe," Octavian continued. " I'll be the first to congragulate our heroes for bringing back the legion's eagle and so much Imperial gold! Truly we have been blessed with good fortune. But why do more? Why tempt fate?"
    "I'm glad you asked." Percy stood, taking the question as an opening. Octavian stammered, " I wasn't--"
    "--Part of the quest," Percy said. "Yes I know. And your'e wise to let me explain, since I was.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #29
    Rick Riordan
    “Reyna looked at Percy without much hope. “You do have a plan?”
    Percy wanted to step forward bravely and say, No, I don’t!
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #30
    Rick Riordan
    “As Hazel marched down the hill, she cursed in Latin. Percy didn’t understand all of it, but he got son of a gorgon, power-hungry snake, and a few choice suggestions about where Octavian could stick his knife.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune



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