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  • #1
    Neal Stephenson
    “This is America. People do whatever the fuck they feel like doing, you got a problem with that? Because they have a right to. And because they have guns and no one can fucking stop them.”
    Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

  • #2
    Anton Chekhov
    “Any idiot can face a crisis; it's this day-to-day living that wears you out.”
    Anton Chekhov

  • #3
    Alan             Moore
    “Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”
    Alan Moore, Watchmen

  • #4
    Frank Zappa
    “Information is not knowledge.
    Knowledge is not wisdom.
    Wisdom is not truth.
    Truth is not beauty.
    Beauty is not love.
    Love is not music.
    Music is THE BEST.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #5
    Robert M. Pirsig
    “In the high country of the mind one has to become adjusted to the thinner air of uncertainty...”
    Robert M. Pirsig

  • #6
    John   Waters
    “We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them.”
    John Waters

  • #7
    Jon   Stewart
    “Each party has a platform--a pre-fixed menu of beliefs making up its worldview. The candidate can choose one of the two platforms, but remember: no substitutions.

    For example, do you support healthcare? Then you must also want a ban on assault weapons. Pro limited government? Congratulations, you are also anti-abortion.

    Luckily, all human opinion falls neatly into one of the two clearly defined camps. Thus, the two-party system elegantly represents the bi-chromatic rainbow that is American political thought.”
    Jon Stewart, America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction
    tags: humor

  • #8
    Jon   Stewart
    “Campaigns and elections are the process in which democracy separates the willing from the able, and goes with the willing.”
    Jon Stewart, America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction
    tags: humor

  • #9
    Jon   Stewart
    “[Stump speeches] are to oratory what a stump is to a tree.”
    Jon Stewart, America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction

  • #10
    Jon   Stewart
    “Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.”
    Jon Stewart

  • #11
    Jon   Stewart
    “I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”
    Jon Stewart

  • #12
    Jon   Stewart
    “You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.”
    Jon Stewart

  • #13
    Jon   Stewart
    “If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?”
    Jon Stewart

  • #14
    Jon   Stewart
    “If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American -- our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.”
    Jon Stewart

  • #15
    Jon   Stewart
    “I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance”
    Jon Stewart

  • #16
    Jon   Stewart
    “I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.”
    Jon Stewart

  • #17
    Jon   Stewart
    “Here’s how bizarre the war is that we’re in in Iraq, and we should have known this right from the get-go: When we first went into Iraq, Germany didn’t want to go. Germany. The Michael Jordan of war took a pass.”
    Jon Stewart

  • #18
    Jon   Stewart
    “Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you have to do is tell them they're being attacked and denounce the pacifists for somehow a lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.' I think that was Jefferson. Oh wait. That was Hermann Goering. Shoot."

    [Hosting the Peabody Awards for broadcasting excellence at the New York Waldorf-Astoria, June 6, 2006]”
    Jon Stewart

  • #19
    Jon   Stewart
    “To have not shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.”
    Jon Stewart
    tags: humor

  • #20
    Jon   Stewart
    “To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things they don’t like: welcome to the f*cking club. Reimburse me for the Iraq war and oil subsidies, and diaphragms are on me!”
    Jon Stewart

  • #21
    Jon   Stewart
    “Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.”
    Jon Stewart

  • #22
    William  James
    “There are no differences but differences of degree between different degrees of difference and no difference.”
    William James

  • #23
    Carl Sagan
    “I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time -- when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues; when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority; when, clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes, our critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what's true, we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness...

    The dumbing down of American is most evident in the slow decay of substantive content in the enormously influential media, the 30 second sound bites (now down to 10 seconds or less), lowest common denominator programming, credulous presentations on pseudoscience and superstition, but especially a kind of celebration of ignorance”
    Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark



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