Katie > Katie's Quotes

“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“Cake is the only thing that matters.”
― Allie Brosh

“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”
― Larry David

“I am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me.”
― David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

“Fuck you! I hope you die!"
"Everybody Dies," I said. "So fuck you.”
― Lawrence Block, Everybody Dies