Rude Quote Quotes

“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It’s gotta hurt having ‘em crushed in something that tight.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

“Rudeness is a means to attract attention, assert power, cover-up ineptitude, deflect personal insecurities, and intimidate meeker people.”
― Kilroy J. Oldster, Dead Toad Scrolls

“Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana.”
― TheFlamingPopsicle, Better Than Revenge

“A person who holds strong convictions might appear inflexible, impolite, or exceptionally obtuse, when they are merely direct.”
― Kilroy J. Oldster, Dead Toad Scrolls

“Are you beating the meat? Flogging the bishop? Spanking the monkey?”
― Matthew Bracey

“Do not complicate your proudness for my rudeness”
― Dr.P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“No one has the right to be rude.”
― Frank Sonnenberg, Listen to Your Conscience: That's Why You Have One