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“You saved Ginny . . . you saved Arthur . . . now you’ve saved Ron . . .”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

“smancy”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 42 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Gavin sighed. “Are you ever going to trust me?” “Yeah.” “Yeah? When?” “When pigs fly.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“The Ballad of Winston, the wandering trader BOOK 10”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 10

“mmmmpphhtthhh?”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“ya haw-tar day”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“Swedish is a very guttural language. Three people yelling at one another in it sounded kind of like a room full of geese trying to hock up phlegm.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Waste of Space

“How old are you? I won’t tell you my exact age, but it begins with a 4. (And, no, I am not 4 years old.)”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 29

“Parenting advices for the eldest sister with two screeching demons as her siblings? Um… play Minecraft with them?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 29

“Listen! My ‘Happy Pill’ prescription expired yesterday so watch it!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“BoYangTheSupremeRupertRebel | BoYangTheSupremeRupertRebel”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 30

“Hello! Welcome to book two!”
― Blocky Dude, Zombie Apocalypse 1: A new series by Blocky Dude

“Bai”
― Blocky Dude, Zombie Apocalypse 1: A new series by Blocky Dude

“Will you explain in the GG books how Wofrathan got the dark steel sword? I plan too. It will be several books before we get there though.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 11

“make him a rapper.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 11

“fish poop!”
― Dr. Block, Dark Fate

“creeper”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Operator: Ma’am, we’re not going to go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger.”
― Dave Konig, You Called 9-1-1 For What?

“Pro’s face turned beetroot red with anger, but then the redness subsided and he started to laugh. “You’re saying that you’re legendary?”
― Dr. Block, Dark Fate

“Shut up.” It was Otis. He had come out of the house and had overheard that last bit. “You have no idea what legendary is. You wouldn’t know it if it hit you in the face.” “I sure would,” Pro said, balling his fists defiantly.”
― Dr. Block, Dark Fate

“Are the Glitch Guardians ever going to find amberite? The answer is [censored because of spoiler].”
― Dr. Block, Firestorm

“women”
― Nayden Kostov, 323 Disturbing Facts about Our World

“In May 2020, a five-year-old US boy was pulled over by Utah police while driving his parents’ car “to California to buy a Lamborghini”. The boy had $3 in his pocket.”
― Nayden Kostov, 323 Disturbing Facts about Our World

“What are you going to do when you end Surfer Villager? Cry and then sleep. :)”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 31

“OMG! That was soooooool cool!” yelled Harper.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“AHHHH! I hate slimes!” I yelled as I kicked and stomped on the smaller slimes. My horse saw me stomping on the green monsters, so it copied me and started stomping on them, too. “Yeah, get them, horsey!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“What do you mean?” Penelope said, her lip quivering. “Do you want to get away from me so desperately?” Where did that come from?”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 12

“If you had to choose one of the following, what will you pick? A- Have a Million Dollars. B- Have a 1.5Million car but when you buy it you can only sell it for ½Million dollars. C- Have a 1Million Dollar mansion but it was on for a discount. D- Be the Most famous author. I’d choose D because if I were the most famous author in the world, I’d have WAY more money than any of these choices. JK Rowling and Stephen King both have hundreds of millions of dollars.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 12

“There have been some things happening in my personal life that are interfering a lot with my writing time. Because of this, my books might be coming out a little more slowly than you are used to. I hope you can forgive me, but I really am swamped with these other things right now and I don’t have much control over them. I just have to deal with them. I hope that these obstacles will clear up by the end of the year and I can get back to releasing books more quickly. All this said, I still might be able to release some of my books quickly from time to time, but more time between releases is likely. Thank you for your understanding.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 32

“Thing goodness, Noble Dark One.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 32