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  • #1
    Bill Watterson
    “I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #2
    Steve  Martin
    “Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.”
    Steve Martin, Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life

  • #3
    Oscar Wilde
    “I have nothing to declare except my genius.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #4
    Mark Twain
    “I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
    Mark Twain

  • #5
    Steven Wright
    “Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
    Steven Wright

  • #6
    Seán O'Casey
    “All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.”
    Seán O'Casey

  • #7
    Ashleigh Brilliant
    “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.”
    Ashleigh Brilliant

  • #8
    “I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.”
    Madonna

  • #9
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “It's like everyone tells a story about themselves inside their own head. Always. All the time. That story makes you what you are. We build ourselves out of that story.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #10
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “It's the questions we can't answer that teach us the most. They teach us how to think. If you give a man an answer, all he gains is a little fact. But give him a question and he'll look for his own answers.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear

  • #11
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “It's hard to be wrongfully accused, but it's worse when the people looking down on you are clods who have never read a book or traveled more than twenty miles from the place they were born.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #12
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “We all become what we pretend to be.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #13
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “I learned to love the feel of good words.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #14
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “Isn't that the way of the world? We want the sweet things, but we need the unpleasant ones.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
    tags: life

  • #15
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “Emotions by their very nature are not reasonable things.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #16
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “By your logic I should also be in charge of Solinade dances, needlework, and horse thieving.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #17
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “I trouped, traveled, loved, lost, trusted and was betrayed.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #18
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “Why? Because pride is a strange thing, and because generosity deserves generosity in return. But mostly because it felt like the right thing to do, and that is reason enough.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #19
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “More books than I could read? Somehow I doubted that.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #20
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “It felt exactly like someone had hit me in the head with a church.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #21
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “I hate nothing more than doing things badly.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #22
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “Wisdom precludes boldness.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #23
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

  • #24
    Dr. Seuss
    “Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #25
    Winston S. Churchill
    “My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
    Winston S. Churchill

  • #26
    Lemony Snicket
    “I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril

  • #27
    Dr. Seuss
    “Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #28
    Lemony Snicket
    “If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”
    Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

  • #29
    Mo Willems
    “If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.”
    Mo Willems, Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs

  • #30
    George Carlin
    “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
    George Carlin



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