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    Bill Watterson
    “I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
    ― Bill Watterson
    tags: calvin-and-hobbes, dumb, humor, information, school
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    Steve Martin
    “Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.”
    ― Steve Martin, Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
    tags: comedy, encouragement, humor, steve-martin
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    Oscar Wilde
    “I have nothing to declare except my genius.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: humor
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    Mark Twain
    “I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: humor, knowledge
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    Steven Wright
    “Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
    ― Steven Wright
    tags: amnesia, humor, memory
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    Seán O'Casey
    “All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.”
    ― Seán O'Casey
    tags: destiny, drama, fate, humanity, humankind, humor, life, stage, theater, world
    595 likes

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    Ashleigh Brilliant
    “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.”
    ― Ashleigh Brilliant
    tags: always, changed, fact, humble, humor, opinions, right
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  • #8
    “I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.”
    ― Madonna
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    Patrick Rothfuss
    “It's like everyone tells a story about themselves inside their own head. Always. All the time. That story makes you what you are. We build ourselves out of that story.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
    tags: identity, self-image, sense-of-self, stories, storytelling
    5356 likes

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    Patrick Rothfuss
    “It's the questions we can't answer that teach us the most. They teach us how to think. If you give a man an answer, all he gains is a little fact. But give him a question and he'll look for his own answers.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear
    tags: fantasy, fear, kvothe, man-s, name, patrick-rothfuss, wind, wise
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    Patrick Rothfuss
    “It's hard to be wrongfully accused, but it's worse when the people looking down on you are clods who have never read a book or traveled more than twenty miles from the place they were born.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
    tags: judgement, opinion
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    Patrick Rothfuss
    “We all become what we pretend to be.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
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    Patrick Rothfuss
    “I learned to love the feel of good words.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
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    Patrick Rothfuss
    “Isn't that the way of the world? We want the sweet things, but we need the unpleasant ones.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
    tags: life
    66 likes

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    Patrick Rothfuss
    “Emotions by their very nature are not reasonable things.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
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    Patrick Rothfuss
    “By your logic I should also be in charge of Solinade dances, needlework, and horse thieving.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
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    Patrick Rothfuss
    “I trouped, traveled, loved, lost, trusted and was betrayed.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
    tags: the-name-of-the-wind
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    Patrick Rothfuss
    “Why? Because pride is a strange thing, and because generosity deserves generosity in return. But mostly because it felt like the right thing to do, and that is reason enough.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
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    Patrick Rothfuss
    “More books than I could read? Somehow I doubted that.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
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    Patrick Rothfuss
    “It felt exactly like someone had hit me in the head with a church.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
    tags: humor, pain
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    Patrick Rothfuss
    “I hate nothing more than doing things badly.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
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    Patrick Rothfuss
    “Wisdom precludes boldness.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
    tags: boldness, wisdom
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    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
    tags: deadlines, humor, humour, work, writing
    32154 likes

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    Dr. Seuss
    “Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”
    ― Dr. Seuss
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    Winston S. Churchill
    “My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
    ― Winston S. Churchill
    tags: humor, taste
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  • #26
    Lemony Snicket
    “I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”
    ― Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril
    tags: humor
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    Dr. Seuss
    “Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”
    ― Dr. Seuss
    tags: humor, philosophy
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    Lemony Snicket
    “If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”
    ― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid
    tags: humor, talking, writers
    4820 likes

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    Mo Willems
    “If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.”
    ― Mo Willems, Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs
    tags: fairy-tales, humor, humorous, philosophy, psychology
    4138 likes

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    George Carlin
    “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: humor
    3905 likes



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