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Dumb Quotes

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Rick Riordan
“I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?"
"Look," I said. "I'm sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you our or anything."
"Nah. They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb."
"Was it hard?" Annabeth asked.”
Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

Bill Watterson
“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
Bill Watterson

George W. Bush
“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”
George W. Bush

Christopher Hitchens
“The governor of Texas, who, when asked if the Bible should also be taught in Spanish, replied that ‘if English was good enough for Jesus, then it’s good enough for me’.”
Christopher Hitchens

George W. Bush
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
George W. Bush

George W. Bush
“They misunderestimated me.”
George W. Bush

George W. Bush
“One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror. ”
George W. Bush

George W. Bush
“If this were a dictatorship it would be a heck of a lot easier... as long as I'm the dictator. Hehehe.”
George W. Bush

George W. Bush
“I think war is a dangerous place.”
George W. Bush
tags: dumb, war

“What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?”
Paris Hilton

George W. Bush
“It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!”
George W. Bush
tags: dumb

Erik Pevernagie
“In the rough-and-tumble play of politics, dog-whistle messages are copiously dispatched over the heads of the grassroots people that cannot see the writing on the wall and have to remain in the cold, like dumb puppets on a string. ("What after bowling alone?" )”
Erik Pevernagie

Brooke Shields
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
Brooke Shields

George Saunders
“I have a sense that God is unfair and preferentially punishes his weak, his dumb, his fat, his lazy. I believe he takes more pleasure in his perfect creatures, and cheers them on like a brainless dad as they run roughshod over the rest of us. He gives us a need for love, and no way to get any. He gives us a desire to be liked, and personal attributes that make us utterly unlikable. Having placed his flawed and needy children in a world of exacting specifications, he deducts the difference between what we have and what we need from our hearts and our self-esteem and our mental health.”
George Saunders, CivilWarLand in Bad Decline

Kanye West
“I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph.”
Kanye West

George W. Bush
“It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life.”
George W. Bush

George W. Bush
“I don't care what the polls say. I don't. I'm doing what I think what's wrong.”
George W. Bush
tags: dumb

David M.  Allen
“Invalidating someone else is not merely disagreeing with something that the other person said. It is a process in which individuals communicate to another that the opinions and emotions of the target are invalid, irrational, selfish, uncaring, stupid, most likely insane, and wrong, wrong, wrong. Invalidators let it be known directly or indirectly that their targets views and feelings do not count for anything to anybody at any time or in any way.”
David M. Allen

George W. Bush
“I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5-lb. perch in my lake. (Answering a reporter who asked him to name the best moment of his Presidency.)
George W. Bush
tags: dumb

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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George W. Bush
“Reading is the basics for all learning.”
George W. Bush
tags: dumb

George W. Bush
“The important question is, How many hands have I shaked? ”
George W. Bush
tags: dumb

Nancy Reagan
“I believe that more people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.”
Nancy Reagan

George W. Bush
“This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.”
George W. Bush
tags: dumb

Barbara Bush
“War is not nice.”
Barbara Bush
tags: dumb, war

Derek Landy
“If he can't get to the clock, any idea how we deal with this lot?"
"With great care," Donegan suggested.
"How about we run off shout and they follow?" Said Gracious. "Then, just when they think they've caught us they fall into our trap."
"OK," said Tanith. "And that trap would be?"
"A big hole we'd dug earlier and covered with branches.'
Tanith frowned. "I thought you were meant to be smart."
Gracious frowned back at her. "Who told you that?"
"Gracious is book smart," said Donegan. "He leaves the real world thinking to people like you and me and small dogs that he meets."
"The innocent are often the wisest.”
Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men

Mouloud Benzadi
“LET'S FACE IT...
WE ALL HEAR BLOODY LIES,
WE ALL SEE DECEPTION WITH OUR OWN EYES,
WE ARE NEITHER DUMB NOR BLIND...
WE JUST DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO SPEAK OUR MINDS.”
Mouloud Benzadi

Richard M. Nixon
“I would have made a good pope.”
Richard Nixon
tags: dumb

George W. Bush
“When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.”
George W. Bush
tags: dumb

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