Dork Quotes (11 quotes)

“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“I have to smile. He's such a dork. But I'm starting to realize the one good thing that's happened: he's my dork.”
― Ally Carter, All Fall Down

tags: dork, friendship, good-things, grace, noah, smile, unexpected

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“I will take a serious approach to a subject usually treated lightly, which is a nerdy thing to do.”
― Benjamin Nugent, American Nerd: The Story of My People

tags: dork, geek, humor, nerd, non-fiction

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“Adorkable. It's in its own category.”
― Anne Eliot

tags: adorable, dork, geek, love

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“Goodness, I was already a dork most of the times. I didn't need to be a drunk or high dork.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, The Problem with Forever

tags: dork, drinking, drugs, self-deprecation

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“Nerds don't know they're nerds. I know I'm a... well, I prefer to be called a dork, thank you.”
― Tonya Kuper, Anomaly

tags: dork, dorks, geek, nerd, nerdy

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“Dork," I chastised affectionately. But his cheesy exclamation was something I was okay with. I smiled up at him. His hazels danced with mischief. "Okay," I agreed.

The mischief turned to triumph.

Damn those magic eyes!”
― Sarah Brocious, What Remains

tags: affection, dork, hazel-eyes, love, mischief, sweet, teasing

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“thnkz 4 hlpng e wth e spllng d gwammer mestr josef”
― ward schiller

tags: dork, grammar, school, spelling

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