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#1

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

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#2

“It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.”
― Albert Einstein

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#3

“The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.”
― Alexandre Dumas-fils

tags: misattributed-to-einstein

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#4

“If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, simplicity, understand

31268 likes

#5

“I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: life, respect

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#6

“Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, mistakes

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#7

“You never fail until you stop trying.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: inspirational

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#8

“Yeah whatever.”
― Geo Gosling

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#9

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

tags: humor, insanity, life, misattributed-ben-franklin, misattributed-mark-twain, misattributed-to-einstein

64746 likes

#10

“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”
― Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes

tags: funny

3001 likes

#11

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”
― Yogi Berra

tags: humor, pie

166 likes

#12

“Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded”
― Yogi Berra

tags: humor, paradox, popularity, trends

183 likes

#13

“Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.”
― Yogi Berra

tags: paradox

160 likes

#14

“You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.”
― Yogi Berra

74 likes

#15

“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”
― Steven Wright

tags: first, funny, skydiving

902 likes

#16

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
― Steven Wright

tags: humor, perspective, walking

478 likes

#17

“When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.”
― Steven Wright

218 likes

#18

“If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”
― steven wright

tags: humor

331 likes

#19

“When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.”
― Steven Wright

tags: absurd, humor

276 likes

#20

“I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.”
― Steven Wright

tags: humor, writing

222 likes

#21

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
― Steven Wright

tags: humor

197 likes

#22

“The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?”
― Steven Wright

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#23

“I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
― Steven Wright

tags: humor, tarot

179 likes

#24

“Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?”
― Steven Wright

145 likes

#25

“Light travels faster than sound. Isn't that why people appear bright before you hear them speak? ”
― Steven Wright

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#27

“It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.”
― Steven Wright

103 likes

#28

“I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.”
― Steven Wright

86 likes

#29

“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.”
― Steven Wright

80 likes

#30

“Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?”
― Steven Wright

75 likes

#31

“How young can you die of old age?”
― Steven Wright

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