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    Mark Twain
    “Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”
    ― Mark Twain, Christian Science
    tags: humor, wit
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    Mark Twain
    “A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: bank, bankers, humor
    1600 likes

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    Blaise Pascal
    “I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter."

    (Letter 16, 1657)”
    ― Blaise Pascal, The Provincial Letters
    tags: brevity, conciseness, correspondence, humor, letters, pithy, wit, writing
    824 likes

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    Billy Sunday
    “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
    ― Billy Sunday, "Billy" Sunday, the man and his message: with his own words which have won thousands for Christ
    tags: automobile, car, funny, humor, religious
    8921 likes

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    Bill Maher
    “Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit!”
    ― Bill Maher
    tags: suicide
    986 likes

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    George Orwell
    “In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
    ― George Orwell
    tags: truth
    8512 likes

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    Bill Maher
    “The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them."

    (The Decider, July 21, 2007)”
    ― Bill Maher
    tags: dunning-kruger-effect
    345 likes

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    George Carlin
    “I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: organized-religion, religion
    720 likes

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    Mark Twain
    “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: clothing
    3694 likes

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    George Carlin
    “Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward. ”
    ― George Carlin, George Carlin Reads to You: An Audio Collection Including Recent Grammy Winners Braindroppings and Napalm & Silly Putty
    513 likes

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    George Carlin
    “I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: christianity, humor, religion
    387 likes

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  • #12
    George Bernard Shaw
    “I do not know what I think until I write it.”
    ― George Bernard Shaw
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  • #13
    Dr. Seuss
    “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
    ― Dr. Seuss
    tags: attributed-no-source, dreams, love, reality, sleep
    127103 likes

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    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: attributed-no-source, be-yourself, gilbert-perreira, honesty, inspirational, misattributed-oscar-wilde, quote-investigator
    177061 likes

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    Mark Twain
    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: lies, lying, memory, truth
    92182 likes

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  • #16
    Oscar Wilde
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: attributed-no-source, enemies, forgiveness, strategy
    81811 likes

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  • #17
    George Carlin
    “Life is tough, then you die.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: humor, reality
    93 likes

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    Mark Twain
    “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: individuality, majority, minority, pause, reflect, wisdom
    43891 likes

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    Mark Twain
    “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: aliteracy, attributed-no-source, literacy
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    Elie Wiesel
    “The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.”
    ― Elie Wiesel
    tags: activism, apathy, hate, indifference, inspirational, love, opposite, philosophy
    42028 likes

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  • #21
    George Carlin
    “Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason”
    ― George Carlin
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    David Mitchell
    “We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love.”
    ― David Mitchell, The Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet
    tags: hate, love, religion
    238 likes

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    Winston S. Churchill
    “The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
    ― Winston S. Churchill
    tags: democracy, elite, elitism, elitist, meritocracy, peasant, voter, voting
    1655 likes

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    Edmond de Goncourt
    “If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.”
    ― Edmond de Goncourt
    tags: atheism, organized-religion, religion
    349 likes

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    Richard Pryor
    “The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”
    ― Richard Pryor
    tags: atheism, humor, religion, vampires
    351 likes

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    Isaac Asimov
    “Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.”
    ― Isaac Asimov
    tags: atheism, bible, organized-religion, religion
    1565 likes

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    George Carlin
    “If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.”
    ― george carlin
    107 likes

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    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”
    ― Friedrich Nietzsche
    tags: friendship, lack-of-friendship, lack-of-love, love, marriage, unhappy-marriage
    42406 likes

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  • #29
    Albert Einstein
    “If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, simplicity, understand
    31241 likes

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  • #30
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.”
    ― Friedrich Nietzsche
    tags: lies, lying, trust
    31596 likes



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