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  • #1
    Aldous Huxley
    “I like being myself. Myself and nasty.”
    Aldous Huxley, Brave New World

  • #2
    Sinclair Lewis
    “We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.”
    Sinclair Lewis

  • #3
    Albert Camus
    “Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”
    Albert Camus

  • #4
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • #5
    Theodore Roosevelt
    “If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.”
    Theodore Roosevelt

  • #6
    Mark Twain
    “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
    Mark Twain

  • #7
    Ambrose Bierce
    Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.”
    Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

  • #8
    Bill Watterson
    “I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.”
    Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

  • #9
    Thomas Jefferson
    “The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.”
    Thomas Jefferson

  • #10
    Terry Pratchett
    “I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.”
    Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

  • #11
    Terry Pratchett
    “If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
    Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

  • #12
    Benjamin Disraeli
    “Ignorance never settles a question.”
    Benjamin Disraeli

  • #13
    Aldous Huxley
    “Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.”
    Aldous Huxley, Complete Essays, Vol. II: 1926-1929

  • #14
    Ambrose Bierce
    “Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.”
    Ambrose Bierce

  • #15
    Ambrose Bierce
    “In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.”
    Ambrose Bierce

  • #16
    Ambrose Bierce
    Heathen, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something he can see and feel.”
    Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

  • #17
    Ambrose Bierce
    “Patriotism, n. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name. In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last resort of a scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer I beg to submit it is the first.”
    Ambrose Bierce

  • #18
    Ambrose Bierce
    Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man — who has no gills.”
    Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

  • #19
    Ambrose Bierce
    “Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity.”
    Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

  • #20
    Ambrose Bierce
    “Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.”
    Ambrose Bierce

  • #21
    Ernest Hemingway
    “There is no friend as loyal as a book.”
    Ernest Hemingway

  • #22
    Ernest Hemingway
    “There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.”
    Ernest Hemingway

  • #23
    Theodore Roosevelt
    “To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
    Theodore Roosevelt

  • #24
    John Steinbeck
    “Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.”
    John Steinbeck

  • #25
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

  • #26
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • #27
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • #28
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “Be careful, lest in casting out your demon you exorcise the best thing in you.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • #29
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “There is not enough love and goodness in the world to permit giving any of it away to imaginary beings.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human: A Book for Free Spirits

  • #30
    Mark Twain
    “A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was getting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.”
    Mark Twain, Tom Sawyer Abroad



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