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#1

“For you, a thousand times over”
― Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner

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#2

“All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.”
― Edgar Allan Poe

11155 likes

#3

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

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#4

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

148482 likes

#5

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor

37986 likes

#6

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious, simile

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#7

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
― Garrison Keillor

tags: humor, religion

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#8

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

tags: cats, humor, women

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#9

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

tags: exercise, humor, laziness, misattributed-to-hutchins

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#10

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen

tags: death, fear, humor, life

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#11

“The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.”
― Alexandre Dumas-fils

tags: misattributed-to-einstein

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#12

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: books, humor, reading, television

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#13

“انت عمرك ما كنت مسئول عن مرضك... بس النهارده انت مسئول عن شفاك.”
― عصام يوسف, 1/4 جرام

tags: inspirational

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#14

“اللي أنا حاسُه ونفسي أعمله بعد شهر تبطيل، إني امسك يافطه وامشي في الشوارع.. وأقول : يا مدمنين إحنا طلعنا مرضي مش مجرمين”
― عصام يوسف, 1/4 جرام

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#15

“أسوأ يوم تبطيل , أحسن من أحلى يوم ضَرْب !”
― عصام يوسف, 1/4 جرام

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