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“No Bruce!” Mom yelled, but it was too late. “Gross!” Mom said. “Stop eating rotten flesh! It’s literally called ‘rotten flesh!”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 7

“creeper”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Don’t bother. You’re hopeless,” Penny cackled in her grating parrot laugh right in my ear and then flew off.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy the Traveler: Lies In London

“They must really have liked cows back then,” I remarked. “Parrots are better,” Penny pointed out. “Well, if that’s the case, why aren’t there any ancient temples worshipping parrots?” “Hmmm…” Penny thought for a little while and then pecked at my head, “You build one!”
― Write Blocked, Timmy The Traveler - Minecraft Adventurer: Nefarious in New York

“You’ve had plenty of seeds today, and if you get any heavier, I won’t be able to hold you on my shoulder anymore. Personally, I would love to see a Blockway play one day. But they’re so expensive to get tickets to.” “You can’t act,” Penny pointed out. “Because terrible liar.” “I said see a Blockway play, not be in one. Anyway, how about checking out the Minepire State Building?”
― Write Blocked, Timmy The Traveler - Minecraft Adventurer: Nefarious in New York

“Fred can record every single detail, as and when it happens. ​[Mr Magenta dances around excitedly from foot to foot. Now he looks at me. He looks irritated] ​Alright Fred. Not every detail.”
― Mark Mulle, Morris Magenta: Creeper Inventor Books 1 to 6: Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids, Teens and Minecrafters - Adventure Fan Fiction Diary - Bundle Box Sets

“Good news. Paisley has designed Milla a new outfit, to better suit the Happy Apples brand she’s working on. It’s a bright green suit, complete with a hat, that makes Milla look like some sort of human-apple mutant. Paisley is rather proud of it, and Happy thinks it’s marvellous. Muck thinks it actually is a giant apple, but we’ll let that go.”
― Mark Mulle, Morris Magenta: Creeper Inventor Books 1 to 6: Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids, Teens and Minecrafters - Adventure Fan Fiction Diary - Bundle Box Sets

“and took a step back, “I’m just here to watch. You already beat me.” “Thanks for the support,” I sighed. “You’re the one with the unbreakable willpower, not me,” Jack defended himself, “I’m the one with the very breakable bones.”
― Write Blocked, Champions Royale

“Jack, you have to let him talk first, then smack him if he refuses to answer,” I explained. “Oh, right. My bad. I was really into it,” Jack apologized, “To be fair, I was just tossed through a barn. I feel like I deserve a bit of vengeance.” “Okay, okay. Stop with the porkchop slapping,” Vinny pleaded, “I’m a vegan.” “Oh, sorry,” Jack reached into his pocket and pulled out a roll of bread and then slapped the giant with the bread”
― Write Blocked, Champions Royale

“Who are villagers to humans? Nothing. Who are humans to gods? Nothing! Who are gods to nothingness? NOTHING!” Gods? What is he talking about? I wondered, It doesn’t matter. Thorn was right. Herobrine has gone crazy in his”
― Write Blocked, Champions Royale

“Yes. Now tell me if you want to live there.’ ‘Yes, please.’ ‘So, the price is 500 emer— Waaaait a second. Are you from the resistance?’ ‘Yes, I am.’ ‘Oh then, you can live there for free.’ said the man.”
― Divyansh Gupta, Diary of a Human Hero: Book 2

“He named the pig Popo and he followed us for a couple hours. He’s not following us anymore.”
― Write Blocked, Diary of a Minecraft Half Zombie

“And you, heretic! Where is she? Where is the queen?” “Have you checked your ass? I heard it's pretty roomy in there.” I spat blood, moving to hands and knees. I still had the Spear of Nine Spheres wrapped in one tight-knuckled fist, for all the good it was doing me. “You are in no position to sling insults.” The masked Mata Argis Agent had a cold voice, dark with anger. “Where is she!? What have you done to her?!” “The same thing I do to your mom every night.”
― James Osiris Baldwin, Trial by Fire

“Nullified’s face, slapping the monster right across the cheek. It just stood there and didn’t move an inch.”
― Write Blocked, Night of Null

“DECEMBER 2020”
― Cassandra Alexander, Year of the Nurse: A Covid-19 Pandemic Memoir

“BREAKFAST!” My Dad shouted from the kitchen. ​‘Ughhh!” I moaned and yawned on my bed. I felt like bedrock, I didn’t want to move at all.”
― Write Blocked, Monster Middle School Diary: Week Four

“​Movies like How to Train Your Ender Dragon, and Iron Armor Man.”
― Write Blocked, Monster Middle School Diary: Week Four

“It’s C) never dig straight down. I guess bad things happen when you dig straight down. Very bad things.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“I used to be a bad warrior . . . For example, I once hugged a creeper because it looked sad and I thought it needed a hug. “But not any longer. After reading The Ultimate Legendary Handbook, I’m now a combat teacher. “Urf taught me everything I know and I’m so thankful for that. “Someday, I hope to be as amazing as Urf. It’s not possible, but I still try.” -Steve”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords

“That teacher is too mean. Too mean. Call me a potato jockey: okay,”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords

“Gee, can’t you take a joke or two?”
― Mark Mulle, The Last Two Missions

“We are not old, dummy. We are ancient.”
― Mark Mulle, Diary of a Piglin Boxset: Books 7 to 12

“ttold”
― Mark Mulle, Diary of a Piglin Boxset: Books 7 to 12

“period.”
― Mark Mulle, Diary of a Piglin Boxset: Books 7 to 12

“We will take the Mayor down!” The crowd chanted. At one point, Pegg tripped on a rock and fell. “Ouch! My knees!” He yelled in pain. “Ouch! My knees!” The crowd went along with him. “No, don’t repeat that!” Pegg asked. “No! Don’t repeat that!” The crowd blindly followed his voice.”
― Mark Mulle, Diary of a Piglin Boxset: Books 7 to 12

“pointin”
― Mark Mulle, Diary of a Piglin Book 14: Deceived

“I call this the floss.”
― Write Blocked, The Mob Hunter 8: Enter The Nether (Unofficial Minecraft Superhero Series) (The Mob Hunter

“Character Sheet: Herobrine Height: 6’3’’ Most Likely to Say: “Heroes Lose Everything.” Least Likely to Say: “I will fail!” Affiliation: None Origins: Herobrine is the king of the mobs. They follow whatever order he gives, and without him, they are weak and mindless. His goals are to dominate the entire world and become the King of Everything. One of the biggest cities that has been able to resist his attacks is Craft City. And since the arrival of The Mob Hunter, the job has only gotten harder. Herobrine faced off against The Mob Hunter and although he was winning, the Mob Hunter used his creeper ability to gravely injury both himself and Herobrine. Herobrine recovered using the potions of the witches and dark matter energy from the enderman. Not only did he get better, but he also gained the ability to turn into smoke. Herobrine teamed up with Crusher to successfully invade Craft City, but his victory was short lived as he was eventually once again defeated by The Mob Hunter. Herobrine got his freedom after he accepted Alex’s offer to join her team of villains to do hero work. With his redstone collar, he isn’t able to betray her. Yet. Then instead of Alex, Mayor Jackson had control of his redstone collar. Herobrine was then accidently rescued by Steve. Herobrine thought about who he was and if he really was a villain and realized that after fighting for the Mine City Heroes, he rather be a hero. His journey to redeem himself and become a hero came to an end when he sacrificed himself to save Anne and Steve.”
― Write Blocked, The Mob Hunter 8: Enter The Nether (Unofficial Minecraft Superhero Series) (The Mob Hunter

“Day 32:”
― Mark Mulle, Steve's New Neighbors Book 1 to 12:

“What’s poop?” Judah asked.  “Is it food?” one of the other vindicators asked as they surrounded Jack and Mom, looking curious. And hungry.  “Is it good?” someone else asked.  “It has to be better than vegetables!” another shout came.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 13