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“You’ve had plenty of seeds today, and if you get any heavier, I won’t be able to hold you on my shoulder anymore. Personally, I would love to see a Blockway play one day. But they’re so expensive to get tickets to.” “You can’t act,” Penny pointed out. “Because terrible liar.” “I said see a Blockway play, not be in one. Anyway, how about checking out the Minepire State Building?”
― Write Blocked, Timmy The Traveler - Minecraft Adventurer: Nefarious in New York

“Jack, you have to let him talk first, then smack him if he refuses to answer,” I explained. “Oh, right. My bad. I was really into it,” Jack apologized, “To be fair, I was just tossed through a barn. I feel like I deserve a bit of vengeance.” “Okay, okay. Stop with the porkchop slapping,” Vinny pleaded, “I’m a vegan.” “Oh, sorry,” Jack reached into his pocket and pulled out a roll of bread and then slapped the giant with the bread”
― Write Blocked, Champions Royale

“They must really have liked cows back then,” I remarked. “Parrots are better,” Penny pointed out. “Well, if that’s the case, why aren’t there any ancient temples worshipping parrots?” “Hmmm…” Penny thought for a little while and then pecked at my head, “You build one!”
― Write Blocked, Timmy The Traveler - Minecraft Adventurer: Nefarious in New York

“No Bruce!” Mom yelled, but it was too late. “Gross!” Mom said. “Stop eating rotten flesh! It’s literally called ‘rotten flesh!”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 7