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    Alison Goodman
    “I have never heard a lady say 'arse,'" the emperor said mildly.
    "I haven't been a lady for long," I reminded him. A little demon–made of exhaustion and the emperors smile– pushed me into adding,"For five years I've been saying 'arse.' It's hard to stop saying 'arse' after that many years. I suppose I should stop saying 'arse,' since ladies don't say-"
    "'Arse'," he finished for me.
    I met his grin.”
    ― Alison Goodman, Eona: The Last Dragoneye
    tags: eona, humor, mirror
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    Alison Goodman
    “And you are the girl's bitch, forever.”
    ― Alison Goodman, Eona: The Last Dragoneye
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    Janet Evanovich
    “I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said.
    Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney-assed old white woman,” Lula said. “So I guess this works out good.”
    ― Janet Evanovich, Four to Score
    tags: comedy, mystery, thriller
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    Janet Evanovich
    “I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate."
    Grandma Mazur”
    ― Janet Evanovich, Four to Score
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    Janet Evanovich
    “You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms."
    Joe Morelli”
    ― Janet Evanovich, Four to Score
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    Janet Evanovich
    “Joe" I said. "It's Stephanie."
    "Does this involve death?"
    "Not yet."
    "Does this involve sex?"
    "Not yet."
    "I can't imagine why else you'd be calling me.”
    ― Janet Evanovich, Four to Score
    tags: joe-morelli, stephanie
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    Janet Evanovich
    “You're probably gonna find this hard to believe, but I was sort of weird when I was a kid."
    Salvatore "Sally" Sweet”
    ― Janet Evanovich, Four to Score
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    Janet Evanovich
    “Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who's knocked off three cars and burned down a funeral home. Maybe that's some kind of record.”
    ― Janet Evanovich, Four to Score
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    Janet Evanovich
    “She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight."
    [Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?"
    "Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home."
    I could feel the heat rush to my face.
    Ranger gave me the wolf smile. "I lied about it being tonight," he said.”
    ― Janet Evanovich, Four to Score
    tags: humor, ranger, romance
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    Toba Beta
    “Just because they disagree, doesn't mean you ain't right.”
    ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
    tags: be-yourself, man-for-himself
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    Toba Beta
    “If you violate laws of God, you're a sinner.
    If you violate laws of men, you're a criminal.
    If you violate your own laws, you're pathetic.”
    ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
    tags: criminal, god, laws, men, pathetic, sinner, violate
    176 likes

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    Toba Beta
    “Sounds naive respecting someone
    who doesn't give a shit about you.”
    ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
    tags: naive, respect
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    Toba Beta
    “You can't be yourself within jealousy.”
    ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
    tags: be-yourself, jealousy
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    Toba Beta
    “True love is tested when betrayed.”
    ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
    tags: betrayal, test, true-love
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    Toba Beta
    “Intelligence minus purpose equals stupidity.”
    ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
    tags: intelligence, purpose, stupidity
    129 likes

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    Toba Beta
    “You can't get attention of one who focused on himself.”
    ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
    tags: attention, center, focus
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    Toba Beta
    “There are people who like to be alone without feeling lonely at all.”
    ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
    tags: alone, lonely
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    Toba Beta
    “If you say that you never lie in life,
    you honestly insult my intelligence.”
    ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
    tags: exist, fact, lie, life, sin
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    Toba Beta
    “If you say that you'd never hurt anybody,
    you're lack of emphaty and full of bullshit.”
    ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
    tags: full-of-bullshit, lack-of-emphaty, nonsense, people-hurt
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    Toba Beta
    “An accusing heart couldn't see her own sins.”
    ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
    tags: accusing-heart, introspection, sins
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    Toba Beta
    “We begin to learn wisely when we're willing
    to see world from other people's perspective.”
    ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
    tags: learn, others, perspective, point-of-view, willing-to-see, wisely
    106 likes

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  • #22
    Toba Beta
    “People with dimple have a divine role in this universe: smile!”
    ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
    tags: dimples, divine-role, smile
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  • #23
    Toba Beta
    “The mind becomes much more beautiful,
    when man could see his own weaknesses.”
    ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
    tags: beautiful, introspection, made
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    Toba Beta
    “If you're confused about what to do,
    it's a sign that your enemy is winning.”
    ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
    tags: enemy, know-what-to-do, sign, winning
    92 likes

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    Toba Beta
    “Friendship's enemy is betrayal.”
    ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
    tags: betrayal, enemy, friendship
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  • #26
    Toba Beta
    “Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?
    Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.”
    ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
    tags: arrogance, complex, frenzy, scary-version, simple, truth
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  • #27
    Toba Beta
    “Smartass Student : 'a man must have his own master.'
    Master of Stupidity: 'yea, everyone's somebody's bitch.”
    ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
    tags: bitch, master
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    Alison Goodman
    “You have less honour than a piece of shit.”
    ― Alison Goodman
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    Alison Goodman
    “ Make it right.”
    ― Alison Goodman, Eona: The Last Dragoneye
    tags: alison-goodman, eona, right
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  • #30
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
    148737 likes



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