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    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    ― Marilyn Monroe
    tags: attributed-no-source, best, life, love, misattributed-marilyn-monroe, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst
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  • #2
    Wally Lamb
    “Power, wrongly used, defeats the oppressor as well as the oppressed.”
    ― Wally Lamb, I Know This Much Is True
    tags: corruption, oppression
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  • #3
    TheKeyAuthor
    “We need democracy and meritocracy, not mockracy and hypocrisy.”
    ― TheKeyAuthor, The Key?
    tags: justice-system, politics, true-crime
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  • #4
    Nikita Khrushchev
    “Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. ”
    ― Nikita Khrushchev
    tags: politics
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  • #5
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    ― Narcotics Anonymous
    tags: humor, insanity, life, misattributed-ben-franklin, misattributed-mark-twain, misattributed-to-einstein
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  • #6
    N.H. Kleinbaum
    “No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.”
    ― N.H. Kleinbaum, Dead Poets Society
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  • #7
    Charles Manson
    “Total paranoia is just total awareness.”
    ― Charles Manson
    tags: government, inspirational, politics
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  • #8
    André Gide
    “It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”
    ― Andre Gide, Autumn Leaves
    tags: life, love
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  • #9
    Will Rogers
    “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”
    ― Will Rogers
    tags: politics
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  • #10
    Albert Einstein
    “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, inspirational, life, live, miracle, miracles
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  • #11
    Dr. Seuss
    “Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”
    ― Dr. Seuss, Happy Birthday to You!
    tags: comedy, life, yourself
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  • #12
    Mark Twain
    “If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: humor, politics
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  • #13
    Bob Marley
    “Who are you to judge the life I live?
    I know I'm not perfect
    -and I don't live to be-
    but before you start pointing fingers...
    make sure you hands are clean!”
    ― Bob Marley
    tags: judge, life, live, perfection
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  • #14
    Jimi Hendrix
    “I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.”
    ― Jimi Hendrix, The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Axis: Bold as Love | Guitar TAB Sheet Music Collection | Note-for-Note Transcriptions for Electric Guitar Players | Classic Psychedelic Rock Solos
    tags: death, life
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    Chuck Palahniuk
    “The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.”
    ― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
    tags: life, love
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  • #16
    Jarod Kintz
    “I just stepped in shit, and now I’ve got political rhetoric all over my shoes.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
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  • #17
    Eça de Queirós
    “Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.”
    ― Eça de Queirós
    tags: diapers, politics
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  • #18
    George Bernard Shaw
    “Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”
    ― George Bernard Shaw
    tags: inspirational, life, yourself
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  • #19
    Henry Kissinger
    “Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad.”
    ― Henry Kissinger
    tags: corruption, dishonesty, politics
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  • #20
    “In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.”
    ― Peter Stone
    tags: life, politics
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  • #21
    Abraham Lincoln
    “Whatever you are, be a good one.”
    ― Abraham Lincoln
    tags: inspirational
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  • #22
    Plato
    “The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.”
    ― Plato, The Republic
    tags: government, inferiority, politics, rule
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  • #23
    Keith Richards
    “If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet.”
    ― Keith Richards, Keith Richards: In His Own Words
    tags: drugs, music, philosophy, politics
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  • #24
    Jarod Kintz
    “I trust politicians to do what’s right. For themselves.
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    ― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
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  • #25
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “Without music, life would be a mistake.”
    ― Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols
    tags: inspirational, music, philosophy
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  • #26
    Lance Armstrong
    “A boo is a lot louder than a cheer.”
    ― Lance Armstrong
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  • #27
    Martin Luther King Jr.
    “Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”
    ― Martin Luther King Jr., A Testament of Hope: The Essential Writings and Speeches
    tags: darkness, drive-out, hate, inspirational, light, love, peace
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  • #28
    Mahatma Gandhi
    “Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
    ― Mahatma Gandhi
    tags: action, change, inspirational, misattributed-to-gandhi, philosophy, wish
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  • #29
    George Harrison
    “If you don't know where you're going, any road'll take you there”
    ― George Harrison
    tags: life, paraphrase-of-lewis-carroll
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  • #30
    I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!
    “I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
    ― Charles M. Schulz
    tags: humor, mankind, people
    18548 likes



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