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“There’s one in each arm, one in each leg, one in my “gentlemen’s equipment,” and two that disappear under my thigh. I’m guessing one of them is up where the sun doesn’t shine.”
― Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary

“An intense feeling, That I cannot hide. A painful passion, I can’t keep inside. Should I repress? Should I let you guess? Should I confess?”
― Anna Adams, A French Song in New York

“But crazy people are those who make this world a better place because they envision a world that the rest of us don’t see until it’s handed to us.”
― Anna Adams, A French Song in New York

“When flatworms mate, two “males” fence one another with their bifurcated penises. The winner (the one that stabs the other with its penis) remains male while the loser becomes female.”
― Nayden Kostov, 853 Hard To Believe Facts

“So, I paid you a compliment,” Joanna said. “Yeah.” Joanna laughed. “So do I get one back?” she asked. “Oh, sure,” James said. “You’re really like . . . nice.” “Can’t I get any better than nice?” “Beautiful,” James said. “You’re beautiful.” “That’s more like it,” Joanna said. “Want to kiss me?” “Um, OK,” James said.”
― Robert Muchamore, The Recruit

“Mate then noticed the cat as well. It bubbled and steamed, and the cat hissed. Mate hissed like a kettle, then vanished into Joe’s sleeve once more. Joe stood and slowly backed away from the cat, “What are you, really? I don’t trust anything that my coffee doesn’t.”
― Dakota Krout, Inflame

“FishyBoi was as strange as his name. He had pale blue eyes that looked almost white. Under the right conditions, he might have been mistaken for Herobrine. In addition to his standard diamond armor and diamond sword, he had a pet parrot named Awesome. The parrot talked, a lot. It liked to mostly talk about itself. “I’m Awesome, braahk!” “You’re not, braahk!” “Awesome, braahk. Not, braahk.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“On the first day, God created David Hasselhoff”
― Amazon Reviewers, Did You Read That Review?: A Compilation of Amazon's Funniest Reviews

“Waiting for my heart to trip over itself like it always did when she was near.”
― Maggie Dallen, A Shot with Prince Charming

“DING DONG! Creeeeak! The door to the old house opened a crack. “Trick or Treat!” Ellie, Jessica, and Fez said in unison as they held out their candy buckets. Squeak! Squeak!”
― M.K. Radican, Trick or Treat Free For All!: A Halloween Kids Book

“ass cheeks”
― Blane Thomas, Bear Naked Yoga

“So, romance novels…?” “Full of shit,” she snorted. “Well, as far as I’m aware anyway.” “But, still–” “But, still addictive, yes,” she laughed.”
― Elizabeth Stevens, Love, Lust & Friendship