Vein

“Waiting for my heart to trip over itself like it always did when she was near.”
― Maggie Dallen, A Shot with Prince Charming

“ass cheeks”
― Blane Thomas, Bear Naked Yoga

“On the first day, God created David Hasselhoff”
― Amazon Reviewers, Did You Read That Review?: A Compilation of Amazon's Funniest Reviews

“So, I paid you a compliment,” Joanna said. “Yeah.” Joanna laughed. “So do I get one back?” she asked. “Oh, sure,” James said. “You’re really like . . . nice.” “Can’t I get any better than nice?” “Beautiful,” James said. “You’re beautiful.” “That’s more like it,” Joanna said. “Want to kiss me?” “Um, OK,” James said.”
― Robert Muchamore, The Recruit