Evan Jensen

“For just a moment I allowed myself the pleasure of watching her naked, wet body climb out of the tub.”
― Matthew Mather, CyberStorm

“Just as Mikah’s anticipation nearly reached a breaking point, the stranger’s finger breached Mikah’s tender hole up to the second knuckle. Mikah instinctively tightened around the intrusion, emitting a soft whimper. The man pulled his finger completely out of Mikah and immediately penetrated him again, further this time. Mikah shook with pleasure as the finger teased itself out again.”
― Chance Christopher, The Stranger

“THUD”
― Dr. Block, Origins

“I warned you,” Herobrine growled, in a terrifying tone. “It was funny at first, but you took it too far. I’m not Dora The Explorer. Do you see a talking backpack? Swiper no swiping doesn’t work in this world.”
― The Cowardly Helper, Worst Job Ever! [An Unofficial Minecraft Book]