Evan Jensen

“I'm with you, bro! For the noobs of Aetheria!”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten 6

“For just a moment I allowed myself the pleasure of watching her naked, wet body climb out of the tub.”
― Matthew Mather, CyberStorm

“I warned you,” Herobrine growled, in a terrifying tone. “It was funny at first, but you took it too far. I’m not Dora The Explorer. Do you see a talking backpack? Swiper no swiping doesn’t work in this world.”
― The Cowardly Helper, Worst Job Ever! [An Unofficial Minecraft Book]

“She sighed and pushed herself back into me. “Mike, I’m so proud of you.” In one motion, she swiveled around in the tub and kissed me wetly. “I love you.” Reaching down, I gripped her buttocks and pulled her up onto me. I was aroused, and she smiled, biting my lip. Just then there was a loud rap on the door.”
― Matthew Mather, CyberStorm