Nebulotl

“All that was left was a Belgian cybernetic assassin, stuck in a woman’s bedroom with an unconscious Frenchman, hemmed in by the African Estrogen Guard, under fire and waiting for a man in a cat suit to come kill him. If it hadn’t been so dire, it would be absurd.”
― Jesse J. Holland, Black Panther: Who is the Black Panther?

“Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is 6 + 4?
Class: At once!”
― Various, Best Jokes 2014

“What would be the point of my going outside this factory for the first time to initiate my evil plan to take over the country using an army of human drones wearing mind control helmets if I didn’t take the master uplink system for the mind control helmets with me?”
― Greg James, Kid Normal: The first book in the super heroic, super silly series from Greg James and Chris Smith

“The kind of friends that didn’t need invitations to hang out. The kind of friends that ate leftovers from each other’s fridges without asking.”
― Jenny Bravo, Those Were the Days