“Destiny. According to my mom, whenever disaster strikes, you can put the blame right where it belongs: on that old Madam of Mischief. She likes to say that whatever happens was 'Meant To Be', that 'It All Works Out For The Best', and even worse, 'One Of These Days You'll Look Back On This And Laugh'. So far, I'm not convinced.”
― The Madams of Mischief
― The Madams of Mischief
“Stop stepping on the back of my shoe,” I demand through gritted teeth. This was the fourth time he’d bumped into me. “Mooom, Sophie pinched me,” he whines. “If you two don’t stop bickering, we’re heading home,” Mom warns. We pipe down. We’ve been waiting for”
― Sophie Washington: Queen of the Bee
― Sophie Washington: Queen of the Bee
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Leave. Leave who? LEAVE A REVIEW!”
― Knock Knock!: Over 100 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
― Knock Knock!: Over 100 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
“Chloe, I’m a model child. I get good grades in school. I’m nice to my friends. And I help out in the house when Mom and Dad ask me to.”
― Sophie Washington: Queen of the Bee
― Sophie Washington: Queen of the Bee
“More tornadoes occur in the United Kingdom per square mile than any other country in the world.”
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― 1000 Random Facts: hq trivia.fun facts for kids.fun facts for kids 8-10.fun facts calendar 2021.trivia hq.weirld trivia.fortnite trivia.trivia 360.pointless game.5000 awesome facts about everything
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