Michael

“Knock knock! Who’s there? Leave. Leave who? LEAVE A REVIEW!”
― Jimmy Giggles, Knock Knock!: Over 100 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

“Destiny. According to my mom, whenever disaster strikes, you can put the blame right where it belongs: on that old Madam of Mischief. She likes to say that whatever happens was 'Meant To Be', that 'It All Works Out For The Best', and even worse, 'One Of These Days You'll Look Back On This And Laugh'. So far, I'm not convinced.”
― Sherry M. Siska, The Madams of Mischief

“Hatfield grinned. ‘Dorothy, but she told me to call her Dot.”
― Paul Finch, Death’s Door

“Stop stepping on the back of my shoe,” I demand through gritted teeth. This was the fourth time he’d bumped into me. “Mooom, Sophie pinched me,” he whines. “If you two don’t stop bickering, we’re heading home,” Mom warns.”
― Tonya Duncan Ellis, Sophie Washington: Queen of the Bee