Wynter

“Alex is so pretty…” “Alex is so strong…” “Alex is so awesome…” “This is her cool song.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 13 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“All six destroyer endermen stood at attention and grunted.  (Apparently, it was their way of showing unity and dominance. But, truth be told, they sounded like pigs.)”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 15

“A disgruntled businessman in Vermont, who was upset with the local officials for denying a building permit for his proposed business, got revenge by building a giant, illuminated middle finger statue on his property at a cost of ~$4,000.”
― Charles Klotz, 1,077 Fun Facts: To Leave You In Disbelief

“So, strongholds are a bit boring, aren’t they?” said Carl, as he sat against a wall and sipped mushroom soup. “I thought there might be some weird mobs or something we could fight.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series