Wynter

“What a warrior he was...”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 1

“22. Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice? Because it might crack up!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“A disgruntled businessman in Vermont, who was upset with the local officials for denying a building permit for his proposed business, got revenge by building a giant, illuminated middle finger statue on his property at a cost of ~$4,000.”
― Charles Klotz, 1,077 Fun Facts: To Leave You In Disbelief

“So, strongholds are a bit boring, aren’t they?” said Carl, as he sat against a wall and sipped mushroom soup. “I thought there might be some weird mobs or something we could fight.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series