Wynter

“Guards, today we will face a great evil. This evil seeks to destroy our beloved village, but we will not let that happen. Today, we will stand together, we will stand united, we will stand strong and fight off this dark army. We may be outnumbered, but the enemy underestimates us. We’ve been training for this moment day and night. Because of our exceptional training, I know that everyone here is ready. We are ready to fight. We are ready to defend our home. So, I say to the ugly skeletons “bring it,” because we got this, everyone. WE GOT THIS!” Everyone cheered and our voices echoed through the air.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“stop trying to act so cool and chill. You are a terrible actor. Why can’t you just be your non–chill, non–cool self?” Ouch.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 6-10

“She was sent flying back, and she pooped”
― Divyansh Gupta, Diary of a Human Hero 8: Unofficial Minecraft Book

“You’re talking out of your arse,’ Fletcher said, shrugging. ‘The heathen beliefs of savages.”
― Taran Matharu, The Battlemage