Wynter

“Mr. D,” Grover asked timidly, “if you’re not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

“You’re talking out of your arse,’ Fletcher said, shrugging. ‘The heathen beliefs of savages.”
― Taran Matharu, The Battlemage

“You horny devil, you,’ Cress said, slapping Sheldon’s shell. ‘You’re off to find a missus, aren’t you?”
― Taran Matharu, The Battlemage

“Guards, today we will face a great evil. This evil seeks to destroy our beloved village, but we will not let that happen. Today, we will stand together, we will stand united, we will stand strong and fight off this dark army. We may be outnumbered, but the enemy underestimates us. We’ve been training for this moment day and night. Because of our exceptional training, I know that everyone here is ready. We are ready to fight. We are ready to defend our home. So, I say to the ugly skeletons “bring it,” because we got this, everyone. WE GOT THIS!” Everyone cheered and our voices echoed through the air.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 16 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)