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    John Green
    “Without pain, how could we know joy?' This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate.”
    ― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
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    “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
    ― Linda Grayson
    tags: chocolate, friendship
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    Cassandra Clare
    “Will looked horrified. "What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?”
    ― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel
    tags: chocolate, monsters
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    Judith Viorst
    “Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.”
    ― Judith Viorst, Love and Guilt and the Meaning of Life, Etc.
    tags: chocolate, strength
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    Lora Brody
    “Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
    Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
    And it always feels good.”
    ― Lora Brody
    tags: chocolate, food, humor, sex
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    Rachel Vincent
    “Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.”
    ― Rachel Vincent, My Soul to Save
    tags: apology, chocolate, life, sorry, words
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    Michael Pollan
    “He showed the words “chocolate cake” to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations. “Guilt” was the top response. If that strikes you as unexceptional, consider the response of French eaters to the same prompt: “celebration.”
    ― Michael Pollan, In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto
    tags: americans, chocolate, chocolate-cake, connotations, food, french, guilt, politics, semantics, word-association
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    Jo Brand
    “Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.”
    ― Jo Brand
    tags: chocolate, food
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    Rachel Hill
    “Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn't do without them. And there are times when you'd rather do without them. Get the wrong ones and they can hurt. There are many types and often the ones that look the nicest are completely unpractical.”
    ― Rachel Hill, A Girl's Guide to Guys: Meeting Them, Managing Them and All That Love Stuff
    tags: boyfriends, boys, chocolate, girls, humor, manga, reardon, simile, young-adult
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    Katharine Hepburn
    “What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.”
    ― Katharine Hepburn
    tags: chocolate
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    Deb Caletti
    “I was like a chocolate in a box, looking well behaved and perfect in place, all the while harboring a secret center.”
    ― Deb Caletti, Honey, Baby, Sweetheart
    tags: chocolate, facade, secret, surprise
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    Sarah Addison Allen
    “Like magic, she felt him getting nearer, felt it like a pull in the pit of her stomach. It felt like hunger but deeper, heavier. Like the best kind of expectation. Ice cream expectation. Chocolate expectation.”
    ― Sarah Addison Allen, The Sugar Queen
    tags: chocolate, desire, expectation, hunger, ice-cream, magic
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    Sandra Boynton
    “As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.”
    ― Sandra Boynton, Chocolate: The Consuming Passion
    tags: chocolate, mnemonic, seasons
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    Charles M. Schulz
    “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
    ― Charles M. Schulz
    tags: chocolate, food, humor
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    Amy Neftzger
    “I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.”
    ― Amy Neftzger
    tags: aging, chocolate, food, wrinkles
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    Robert Orben
    “Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.”
    ― Robert Orben
    tags: breakfast, cereal, chocolate, funny, humor, old, times
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    Neil Gaiman
    “Coraline opened the box of chocolates. The dog looked at them longingly.
    "Would you like one?" she asked the little dog.
    "Yes, please," whispered the dog. "Only not toffee ones. They make me drool."
    "I thought chocolates weren't very good for dogs," she said, remembering something Miss Forcible had once told her.
    "Maybe where you come from," whispered the little dog. "Here, it's all we eat.”
    ― Neil Gaiman, Coraline
    tags: chocolate, dogs
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    Melissa Landers
    “What's this?" He brought the brown square to his nose.
    "It smells musty."
    "It's chocolate. You'll love it."
    "That's what you said about Skittles. I vomited a rainbow afterward.”
    ― Melissa Landers
    tags: alienated, chocolate, skittles
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