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“Claire.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 11

“Follow me, my dear protesters! We will get to the bottom of this today!” “Yeah!” The crowd cheered him on. “We will take the Mayor down!” Pegg shouted. “We will take the Mayor down!” The crowd repeated. “We will take the Mayor down!” Pegg shouted again. “We will take the Mayor down!” The crowd chanted. At one point, Pegg tripped on a rock and fell. “Ouch! My knees!” He yelled in pain. “Ouch! My knees!” The crowd went along with him. “No, don’t repeat that!” Pegg asked. “No! Don’t repeat that!” The crowd blindly followed his voice. “What a bunch of stupid Piglins,” Pegg mumbled. “Wait a minute; we are heading to the wrong place. The City Hall is to the other side!” Pegg yelled. “The City Hall is to the other side!” The crowd chanted ignoring his orders and continuing in the wrong direction. “No, wait! Stop!” Pegg ordered. “No, wait! Stop!” The crowd simply repeated everything but didn’t actually pay attention to what Pegg was saying. “This is a mess!” Pegg cursed at the crowd. “This is a mess!” They shouted. Peter and I looked at each other. “I suppose leading a crowd that big isn’t as easy as he thought.” Peter mentioned.”
― Mark Mulle, Diary of a Piglin Book 11: An Unknown Enemy

“AHHHH.” She straightened. I scrambled away and almost fell over the kitchen table, because her eyes—her eyes were glowing green.”
― Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

“Ryan,” Mr H said, “I want you to spell the word icup.”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“I … c.. u .. pee.”
― Kate Cullen, Game On Boys! The Play Station Play-offs: A Hilarious adventure for children 9-12 with illustrations

“14. Why is the ocean so salty? No one ever waves back!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“22. Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice? Because it might crack up!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“2. When does a joke become a “dad” joke? When the punchline is a parent!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“8. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine-shaft? A-flat minor!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“19. Who can hold up a bus with one hand? A crossing guard!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.”
― Various, 100 Best Jokes: Family Edition

“Research shows that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t Happy.”
― Various, 100 Best Jokes: Family Edition

“There was an explosion at a French cheese factory. All that was left was de-Brie.”
― Various, 100 Best Jokes: Family Edition

“Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.”
― Various, 100 Best Jokes: Family Edition

“Q: When does a doctor get mad? A: When he runs out of patients!”
― Various, 100 Best Jokes: Family Edition

“Good. I want you to make me a weapon combining sanguinite, amberite, and dark steel. Do you think you could do it?” Zekours’s eyes narrowed. He smiled gravely. “Of course.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 30

“exist in this h… I couldn’t finish the word, even in my own head. It was a rude word, especially among those of my people who believed a place like this existed as punishment after death.”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“Nobody can defeat me.” “Maybe they can’t,” said a voice, “but I can.” Notch had arrived at last.”
― Connor McAvoy, The Legendary Adventures of Steve: Book 6

“Two fish in a tank. One says to the other, “How do you start this thing?”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Who do you call to commit a swamp crime? A crookodile!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Who do you call to catch the crookadile? The investi-gator!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 9-Year-Old Edition: 300 Jokes for Kids that are Funny, Silly, and Interactive Fun the Whole Family Will Love - With Illustrations ... for Kids

“I had known love for a few hours and now knew heartbreak. This feeling—it was horrible. My chest was empty, like someone had carved out my heart with a dull spoon and filled it with a burning stone. The agony was unbearable. But the loneliness was worse.”
― Chanda Hahn, Of Beast and Beauty

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“Matt – Attending MineCon without being discovered by humans”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“Well, if they catch us, it’s going to be perplexing how dead we are,” said Carl. “I do not believe that is a proper use of the word perplexing,” said P1G0.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“They’re no match for my ninja moves,” Alex said, bending her knees and holding her hands flat like ax heads. “I’ll give their butts such a kicking that they’ll need to buy replacement butts.”
― Dr. Block, Multiverse Tournament of Champions #2

“I took a rock and grinded it on the wooden sword to make it more splintery.”
― Steve the Noob, Steve the Noob 3

“Yeah, Lucky wants to go with you, just look at him.” Lucky was lying on the grass like he had just died. “Can’t you see his excitement?” I said nervously. “What’s wrong with your dog?” asked Calvin. “Is he dead?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“How about a pizza shop with cookie toppings? We’ll call it… Cookizza.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)