Shukuchi [WC]

“AHHHH! I hate slimes!” I yelled as I kicked and stomped on the smaller slimes. My horse saw me stomping on the green monsters, so it copied me and started stomping on them, too. “Yeah, get them, horsey!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.”
― Various, 100 Best Jokes: Family Edition

“The villagers were literally eating my dust thanks to the poor ventilation in the tunnel.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 23 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Follow me, my dear protesters! We will get to the bottom of this today!” “Yeah!” The crowd cheered him on. “We will take the Mayor down!” Pegg shouted. “We will take the Mayor down!” The crowd repeated. “We will take the Mayor down!” Pegg shouted again. “We will take the Mayor down!” The crowd chanted. At one point, Pegg tripped on a rock and fell. “Ouch! My knees!” He yelled in pain. “Ouch! My knees!” The crowd went along with him. “No, don’t repeat that!” Pegg asked. “No! Don’t repeat that!” The crowd blindly followed his voice. “What a bunch of stupid Piglins,” Pegg mumbled. “Wait a minute; we are heading to the wrong place. The City Hall is to the other side!” Pegg yelled. “The City Hall is to the other side!” The crowd chanted ignoring his orders and continuing in the wrong direction. “No, wait! Stop!” Pegg ordered. “No, wait! Stop!” The crowd simply repeated everything but didn’t actually pay attention to what Pegg was saying. “This is a mess!” Pegg cursed at the crowd. “This is a mess!” They shouted. Peter and I looked at each other. “I suppose leading a crowd that big isn’t as easy as he thought.” Peter mentioned.”
― Mark Mulle, Diary of a Piglin Book 11: An Unknown Enemy