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  • #1
    Brigham Young
    “You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.”
    Brigham Young

  • #2
    Robert Frost
    “Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.”
    Robert Frost

  • #3
    Mark Twain
    “Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.”
    Mark Twain

  • #4
    C.S. Lewis
    “The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts.”
    C.S. Lewis

  • #5
    Martin Luther King Jr.
    “Intelligence plus character-that is the goal of true education.”
    Martin Luther King Jr.

  • #6
    Frank Zappa
    “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #7
    C.S. Lewis
    “Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.”
    C.S. Lewis

  • #8
    Jim Henson
    “[Kids] don't remember what you try to teach them. They remember what you are.”
    Jim Henson, It's Not Easy Being Green: And Other Things to Consider

  • #9
    Robert Frost
    “I am not a teacher, but an awakener.”
    Robert Frost

  • #10
    Fran Lebowitz
    “In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. ”
    Fran Lebowitz

  • #11
    Brian  Andreas
    “She said she usually cried at least once each day not because she was sad, but because the world was so beautiful & life was so short.”
    Brian Andreas

  • #12
    Louisa May Alcott
    “The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely.”
    Louisa May Alcott

  • #14
    Garrison Keillor
    “Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”
    Garrison Keillor

  • #15
    Jarod Kintz
    “I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.”
    Jarod Kintz, I Want

  • #16
    Jarod Kintz
    “Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

  • #17
    Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures
    “Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called. 
”
    Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

  • #18
    Woody Allen
    “It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.”
    Woody Allen

  • #19
    Jon   Stewart
    “Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.”
    Jon Stewart

  • #20
    Jarod Kintz
    “It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

  • #21
    Jarod Kintz
    “When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing.”
    Jarod Kintz, $3.33

  • #22
    Jarod Kintz
    “I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub can hold that many people.
”
    Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

  • #23
    Jarod Kintz
    “What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two.”
    Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

  • #24
    Jarod Kintz
    “I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting.”
    Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

  • #25
    Jarod Kintz
    “Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.”
    Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women

  • #26
    J.K. Rowling
    “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #27
    Mother Teresa
    “Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.”
    Mother Teresa

  • #28
    William Shakespeare
    “Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.”
    William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

  • #29
    J.K. Rowling
    “To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #30
    Mark Twain
    “Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.”
    Mark Twain

  • #31
    J.K. Rowling
    “The truth." Dumbledore sighed. "It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone



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