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“In a daze, Remi stepped up to the battered old bar, next to Rhys. "What will it be?" the bartender asked Remi. "I'll have a Jake and Coke-uh, Jack and Cock, uh-" Oh fuck. Remi stopped talking. He could actually feel his face heat with a blush. Someone shoot me.”
― J.L. Langley, With Caution

tags: m-m-paranormal

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“With a hand on the back of his neck, Raleigh pulled him down until their foreheads touched. “I love you. I want to suffocate you in your sleep with your pillow sometimes, but I love you.”
Steven chuckled and nipped Raleigh’s full bottom lip. “I love you too, Cony.” Running his fingers through the back of the thick black hair, Steven urged Raleigh forward. “Please don’t murder me in my sleep.” Their lips met.”
― J.L. Langley, My Regelence Rake

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“Remi groaned, grabbing his face in both hands. 'Goddamn it! I'm sick and fucking tired of my eyes shifting.' He dropped his hands and pointed to Jonathon's body. 'And that is just gross. Why do I want to eat it?' He stormed off toward the house.”
― J.L. Langley, Without Reservations

tags: m-m-romance, shifters

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“ 'You know that saying, give a man enough rope?' When Matt nodded, Howard continued. 'I can assure you the person who came up with it didn't know Aubrey. You give him enough rope and he'll tie you to a chair with it.' ”
― J.L. Langley, With Abandon

tags: sayings

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#5

“Logan couldn’t have been more surprised if Satan himself had come up from hell and started ladling soup at a homeless shelter.”
― Stephani Hecht, Primal Passions

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#6

“If they were afraid of him, then he must be Satan or something even worse, like maybe Sarah Palin.”
― Stephani Hecht, Vengeance Paid With Blood

tags: humorous-quotations, palin, scary-crazy

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#7

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: attributed-no-source, be-yourself, gilbert-perreira, honesty, inspirational, misattributed-oscar-wilde, quote-investigator

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#8

“I caught the earth with my ass when it came up to meet me.”
― Amber Kell, Vampire Wanted

tags: humor

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#9

“Francis, I need to borrow your car. Bring gloves."

He laughed hysterically over the line. "why? Are you trying to hide evidence?" I didn't bother laughing with him.

"Shit" Francis cursed. "Please don't tell me I need to bring a shovel.”
― Amber Kell, Taking Care of Charlie

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#10

“Mornings and I had a falling out many years ago. We avoid one another as much as polite society dictates we may.”
― Megan Derr, The Rapier Brothers

tags: humor, mornings

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#11

“If you continue to tie me up, I might think you like me. Stop doing it.”
― Megan Derr, Bound

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#12

“Don't you d-dare say you're ugly or stupid or worthless. Don't you dare! Y-you’re a giant because an ordinary man’s body is t-too small for what you are.”
― Kim Fielding, Brute

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#13

“ 'We're not... we haven't been writing poetry and sprinkling rose petals and tripping hand in hand under rainbows, Kay.'

'Just because you have Y chromosomes doesn't mean you can't tell each other how you feel, Dylan. Your penises won't fall off if you do.' ”
― Kim Fielding, Good Bones

tags: advice, feelings, humor, m-m-romance

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#14

“I don’t need a happily ever after, J, I just need the ever after part. The adjective can be whatever. Up and down ever after, sometimes rocky ever after, crazy ever after—I don’t give a shit. As long as you stick around, we’ll just do the best we can, day after day.”
― Mary Calmes, A Matter of Time, Vol. 2

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#15

“And what the fuck were you doing parading around in those jeans and that shirt last—”
“Parading?”
“You are not allowed to put on your fuck-me clothes if I ain’t there to do the fucking!”
― Mary Calmes, After the Sunset

tags: humor-relationships

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#16

“I love you,” I sighed, unable to keep the smile from my face, leaning back and looking at him through heavy-lidded eyes. “I really do.”
“I know,” he grunted, very pleased with himself. “You can’t live without me. I’m like cheese.”
It took a second to process his comment. “I’m sorry, cheese?”
“Sure. Air’s overrated. Try living without cheese.”
The man was insane, which, it turned out, was just perfect for me.”
― Mary Calmes

tags: change-of-heart

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#17

“I want to change my punctuation. I long for exclamation marks, but I'm drowning in ellipses.”
― Isaac Marion, Warm Bodies

tags: metaphor, punctuation

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#18

“I am Dead, but it's not so bad. I've learned to live with it.”
― Isaac Marion, Warm Bodies

tags: acceptance, humor, paradox

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#19

“You curse a lot."

"Fuck you - I hardly curse at all.”
― Tere Michaels, Faith & Fidelity

tags: expletives, humour

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#20

“Because sometimes you just have to dance like a madman in the Self-Help section of your local bookstore.”
― David Levithan, Boy Meets Boy

tags: boy_meets_boy, humor

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#21

“rolf! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there for a sec while I KICK YOUR ASS.”
― David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

tags: abbreviations, acronyms, emoticons, humor, internet-slang

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#22

“I think it's romantic," she said mostly to Edward. "Cursed to live their lives in the shadows, to be together only under the cover of darkness... hiding their love from the sunlight."

"They're gay, honey," said Emma, "not vampires.”
― Z.A. Maxfield, Crossing Borders

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#23

“Jared?” His fingers were playing gently in my curls.
“Yes?” I was more than halfway asleep, perfectly warm and content, back in my own bed. With him.
“Say it for me.”
“You’re heavy.”
“No.”
“You’re a manipulative bastard.”
“No.” He was laughing.
“You’re right.”
He gave one hard tug on my hair. “That’s not it either.”
“I love you?”
He sighed contentedly. “That’s the one.”
― Marie Sexton, Promises

tags: gay-men, love

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#24

“Sam. I've got news for you. Not every childhood trauma can be healed by finding the right penis."

Sam looked devastated. He opened and closed his mouth, eyes wide, then suddenly slumped back against the railing, unable to support himself anymore. "You mean," his voice was barely a whisper. "All those romance novels lied?”
― Anne Tenino, Whitetail Rock

tags: childhood-trauma, humor, sexual-healing

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#25

“This bulletin brought to you from the Department of Duh.”
― K.A. Mitchell, Bad Company

tags: gay-romance, humor

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#26

“Never make a permanent mistake to solve a temporary problem.”
― Damon Suede, Bad Idea

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#27

“Your life needs an airbag. I swear, Anastagio, you should have come equipped when you were born.” Just then Dante leaned against him, brow between his shoulder blades for a moment, so tentatively Griff held his breath. His voice was almost sheepish. “Nah. Everyone knows I was born defective. They didn’t instal you until later.”
― Damon Suede

tags: love-friendship-support-sweet

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#28

“Hey, I like unicorns. Unicorns are just weaponized ponies.”
― Damon Suede, Bad Idea

tags: alternative-facts, different-perspective, mythical-beasts

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#29

“Marriage is not about finding a person you can live with, it's about finding the person you can't live without.”
― S.J.D. Peterson, Plan B

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#30

“I would never have broken up with you," I said earnestly. "I'm more miserable without you than I am with you." As soon as that sentence came out I groaned, because I knew how bad it sounded.
But Declan laughed. "Vintage Simon Murray comment.”
― Sean Kennedy, Tigers and Devils

tags: humorous

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