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  • #1
    James Dashner
    “You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!”
    James Dashner, The Maze Runner

  • #2
    C. JoyBell C.
    “I'm unpredictable, I never know where I'm going until I get there, I'm so random, I'm always growing, learning, changing, I'm never the same person twice. But one thing you can be sure of about me; is I will always do exactly what I want to do.”
    C. JoyBell C.

  • #3
    L. Frank Baum
    “That proves you are unusual," returned the Scarecrow; "and I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.”
    L. Frank Baum, The Land of Oz

  • #4
    Ally Carter
    “Insane means fewer cameras!”
    Ally Carter, Only the Good Spy Young

  • #5
    Abraham H. Maslow
    “A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What a man can be, he must be”
    Abraham Maslow

  • #6
    “I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly.”
    Dan Howell

  • #7
    Karen Marie Moning
    “Flirtation doesn't have to go somewhere; it certainly doesn't need to end up in bed. I like to think of it as a little friendlier than a handshake, a little less intimate than a kiss. It's a way of saying hi, you look great, have a wonderful day. A tasteful flirtation, played out people who understand the rules, leave everyone feeling good and can perk up the bluest mood.”
    Karen Marie Moning, Bloodfever

  • #8
    Bauvard
    “The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.”
    Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

  • #9
    Michelle Hodkin
    “Why?' He asked.
    'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell.”
    Michelle Hodkin, The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer

  • #10
    John Wyndham
    “Some quotations," said Zellaby, "are greatly improved by lack of context.”
    John Wyndham, The Midwich Cuckoos

  • #11
    “Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.”
    Ellen Degeneres

  • #12
    Vera Nazarian
    “Luck is not as random as you think.

    Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it.”
    Vera Nazarian, The Perpetual Calendar of Inspiration

  • #13
    Kady Cross
    “You think I pretend weakness?"
    She nodded. "Not weakness, but you like to let others think they're in control, when it's you.”
    Kady Cross, The Girl in the Steel Corset

  • #14
    George Burns
    “No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible”
    George Burns

  • #15
    “You are who you are, when NO ONE is LOOKING”
    Weas
    tags: random

  • #16
    Nicole Riekhof
    “You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!”
    Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

  • #17
    Jess C. Scott
    “Sex parties, alcohol and drugs lost their appeal to Sven after a while. Music never did, in his continual search for that sober connection--intimacy with one person over a long period of time, as opposed to periods of intimacy with a bunch of random faces.”
    Jess C. Scott, Sven

  • #18
    “Peace cannot be achieved; they have to be plucked out of their pod.”
    A.G. Phillips

  • #19
    “There's always light at the end of the tunnel... just pray it's not a train.”
    Fanfiction.net
    tags: random

  • #20
    “Learning how to be a human to be human by attending a frat is alike learning how to ride a horse by going to a Tijuana donkey show.”
    Ben Kissel, The Last Book On The Left: Stories of Murder and Mayhem from History’s Most Notorious Serial Killers

  • #21
    Sahndra Fon Dufe
    “I wonder what God was thinking about when he created the buttock.
    Asking for a friend.”
    Sahndra Fon Dufe

  • #22
    “I'll be your sun, I'll shine on you.. I'll make you happy; I'll smile to you.”
    Nouf Alfadl

  • #23
    “Sometimes, I fear life more than death ..”
    Nouf Alfadl

  • #24
    Craig D. Lounsbrough
    “My answers are typically ‘guesses’ cleverly disguised as answers.”
    Craig D. Lounsbrough

  • #25
    Douglas Adams
    “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
    Douglas Adams

  • #26
    Laurie Halse Anderson
    “THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

    1. We are here to help you.
    2. You will have time to get to your class before the bell rings.
    3. The dress code will be enforced.
    4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
    5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
    6. We expect more of you here.
    7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
    8. Your schedule was created with you in mind.
    9. Your locker combination is private.
    10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.

    TEN MORE LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

    1. You will use algebra in your adult lives.
    2. Driving to school is a privilege that can be taken away.
    3. Students must stay on campus during lunch.
    4. The new text books will arrive any day now.
    5. Colleges care more about you than your SAT scores.
    6. We are enforcing the dress code.
    7. We will figure out how to turn off the heat soon.
    8. Our bus drivers are highly trained professionals.
    9. There is nothing wrong with summer school.
    10. We want to hear what you have to say.”
    Laurie Halse Anderson, Speak

  • #27
    William Goldman
    “Inconceivable!"
    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
    William Goldman, The Princess Bride

  • #28
    William Goldman
    “Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.”
    William Goldman, The Princess Bride

  • #29
    Julie Kagawa
    “Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?”
    Julie Kagawa, The Iron King

  • #30
    Fyodor Dostoevsky
    “I've never been a coward at heart, although I've always been a coward in action”
    Fyodor Dostoyevsky



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