Morbid Humor Quotes

“Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though. She tried to think of the last date she'd been on. The last PROPER date. Did fighting side by side with Saracen Rue count as a date? They ended up snuggling under the moonlight, drenched in gore and pieces of brain - so it had PROBABLY been a date. If it wasn't, it was certainly a fun time had by all. Well, not ALL. But she and Saracen had sure had a blast.”
― Derek Landy, Mortal Coil

“We're suicidal, not innumerate.”
― Jasmine Warga, My Heart and Other Black Holes

“Normal is an ilusion. What's normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.”
― Morticia Addams

“worms have crawled up your nose and eaten your wits.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings

“Pudge: Why do smoke so damn fast?
Alska: Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska

“Whatever happens, we’ll all meet in that great card-index in the sky.”
― Josef Škvorecký, Engineer of Human Souls

“Learning how to be a human to be human by attending a frat is alike learning how to ride a horse by going to a Tijuana donkey show.”
― Ben Kissel, The Last Book On The Left: Stories of Murder and Mayhem from History’s Most Notorious Serial Killers

“Learning how to be human by attending a frat is like learning how to ride a horse by going to a Tijuana donkey show.”
― Ben Kissel, The Last Book On The Left: Stories of Murder and Mayhem from History’s Most Notorious Serial Killers

“I've just written out the death certificate,' the doctor said cheerfully. 'Natural causes of course. She was eighty-eight. I think it was the Beaujolais Nouveau, I warned her not to drink it after Christmas but she was always stubborn. I'll send the undertakers around later. But they won't be able to fit her for at least a couple of days. She'll be all right there as long as it doesn't get too hot.”
― Philippa Gregory, Alice Hartley's Happiness

“We live on the scattered rocks of a large planet that burst out of emotions. Therefore, it is normal to experience pain and stress, it's how life is completed.”
― Nalini Dhiman, The Labyrinth of Clouds