Angela > Angela's Quotes

“We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

“I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

“I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

“We've both got into the blue beetle. He got into the red door, I got into the white one.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

“So?" Bob said. "Hat up, go kill her. Problem solved."
"Bob," I said. "You can't just go around killing people."
"I know. That's why you should do it."
"No, no. I can't go around killing people, either.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

“Don't yadda yadda the Lord, Harry. It's disrespectful.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

“But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, and not chalk up the whole human race as a bad idea.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

“I'd hate to find out that the universe really wasn't conspiring against me. It would jerk the rug out from under my persecution complex.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

“There should be some kind of rule against needing to kill anything more than once.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

“Ease off the martyr throttle.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

“One thing about intimidation is that people can always think up something worse that you could do to them than you can, if you leave their imagination some room to play.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

“I still can’t believe,” Michael said, sotto voce, “that you came to the Vampires’ Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.” “Not just a vampire,” I said, “a cheesy vampire. Do you think they got the point?”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

“Fear and anger always come hand in hand. Anger is my hiding place from fear, my shield and my sword against it.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

“Never point a gun at anything you aren’t sure you want dead.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

“He fell into step beside me and we both got into the Blue Beetle — he got in the red door. I got in the white one, and we peered out over the grey hood[...]”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

“I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.”
― jim butcher, Summer Knight

“In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

“I don't believe in faeries!”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

“The noise was deafening, and no one could have heard me anyway as I let out my own battle cry, which I figured was worth a shot. What the hell.
"I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAERIES!”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

“It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

“I slammed the doors open a little harder than I needed to, stalked out to the Blue Beetle, and drove away with all the raging power the ancient four-cylinder engine should muster. Behold the angry wizard puttputt-putting away.”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

“Dresden. Am I interrupting something?"

"Well, I was going to settle down with a porn video and a bottle of baby oil, but I really don't have enough for two.”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

“Billy squinted at me. "Why are you letting them go?"
"Because they're real."
"How do you know?"
"The one I was holding crapped on my hand.”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

“The only people who never hurt are dead.”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

“Wow. That's sort of pretty. In a Jaws kind of way.”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

“You wish answers?"
"Yes."
"How can you expect to get them, when you do not yet know the proper questions?”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

“It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.
I turned around and ran like hell.”
― Jim Butcher, Death Masks

“I wouldn't burden any decent system of faith by participating in it... I'm not agnostic. Just nonpartisan. Theological Switzerland, that's me.”
― Jim Butcher, Death Masks

“Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions.”
― Jim Butcher, Death Masks