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  • #1
    Rick Riordan
    “Um...is that thing tame?" Frank said.
    The horse whinnied angrily.
    "I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man'.
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #2
    Rick Riordan
    “Once I got over the fact that my Latin teacher was a horse, we had a nice tour, though I was careful not to walk behind him. I'd done pooper-scooper patrol in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade a few times, and, I'm sorry, I did not trust Chiron's back the the way I trusted his front. ”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #3
    The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I shot him.
    “The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I shot him. Of course, I waited until another gunslinger gunned him down, but nevertheless, I still shot him.”
    Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

  • #4
    Rick Riordan
    “As I got closer to the fence, I held my shirt over my nose to block the smell. One stallion waded through the muck and whinnied angrily at me. He bared his teeth, which were pointed like a bear's.
    I tried to talk to him in my mind. I can do that with most horses.
    Hi, I told him. I'm going to clean your stables. Won't that be great?
    Yes!
    The horse said. Come inside! Eat you! Tasty half-blood!
    But I'm Poseidon's son,
    I protested. He created horses.
    Usually this gets me VIP treatment in the equestrian world, not this time.
    Yes! The horse agreed enthusiastically. Poseidon can come in, too! We will eat you both! Seafood!
    Seafood!
    The other horses chimed in as they waded through the field.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #5
    Rick Riordan
    “Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language."
    Hazel tried not to laugh. "What did he say?"
    "With the cussing removed? He said he can get us to the top."
    Frank looked incredulous. "I thought the horse couldn't fly!"
    This time Arion whinnied so angrily, even Hazel could guess he was cursing.
    "Dude," Percy told the horse, "I've gotten suspended for saying less than that...”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #6
    Kim Harrison
    “That's why I want you there, he said. You're unpredictable, and that can be the difference between success and failure. Most people make decisions in anger, fear, love, or obligation. You make decisions to irritate people.”
    Kim Harrison, For a Few Demons More

  • #7
    Kim Harrison
    “Just so you know, I’ve trusted you since camp.”
    Kim Harrison, Pale Demon

  • #8
    Kim Harrison
    “Come work for me, and I’ll tell you.”
    My eyes went to his. “You are a thief, a cheat, a murderer, and a not-nice man,” I said calmly. “I don’t like you.”
    He shrugged, the motion making him look utterly harmless. “I’m not a thief,” he said. “And I don’t mind manipulating you into working for me when I need it.” He smiled, showing me perfect teeth. “I enjoy it, actually.”
    Kim Harrison, The Good, the Bad, and the Undead

  • #9
    Kim Harrison
    “He sighed. "You want to live in your church, going about your life as if you're like everyone else."
    "So?"
    "You aren't. And because of that, someday you're probably going to find yourself in a position where your choices will have an impact far beyond what you see right now. And when that happens, I want you to remember what it's like to ride through the woods on horseback under a night sky with no moon and nothing stronger than you are. I want you to know so you will fight for it. So that my children will know of it. You have to keep the demons where they are, Rachel. No one else can do it. You won't fight for us unless you know. Let me show you what you're fighting for.”
    Kim Harrison, Black Magic Sanction

  • #10
    Kim Harrison
    “We were innocent once. How could it have gone so bad?”
    Kim Harrison, Pale Demon

  • #11
    Kim Harrison
    “The car picked up speed, and the sound seemed to lull me.I could relax, I thought as I felt the tingling of circulation in my limbs. I was in Trent’s car, wrapped in a blanket, and held in his arms. He wouldn’t let anything hurt me.
    He wasn’t singing, though,I mused.Shouldn’t he be singing?”
    Kim Harrison, Every Which Way But Dead

  • #12
    Kim Harrison
    “Pierce jerked his hand from Trent and pushed himself straight. “Kalamack Industries,” he said, expression twisted as he wiped his hand on his pants. “I knew your father.”
    “I do not freaking believe this,” I said, shifting to stand where I could see both of them.
    Al beamed. “Amazing who you can meet in an elevator.”
    Kim Harrison, White Witch, Black Curse

  • #13
    Kim Harrison
    “Trent and Ellasbeth did the nasty? Ewwww!”
    Kim Harrison, Pale Demon

  • #14
    Kim Harrison
    “Her elf is going to do just that,” he said, the red glow of the ever-after sun turning his hair auburn, almost as red as mine. “I did not work this hard at getting her to accept who she is to let you take your spoiled brat of a little-boy temper tantrum out on her. She stays on my side of the lines.”
    Kim Harrison, A Perfect Blood

  • #15
    Kim Harrison
    “And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love,that trust.”
    Kim Harrison, Every Which Way But Dead

  • #16
    Kim Harrison
    “Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.”
    Kim Harrison, Every Which Way But Dead

  • #17
    Kim Harrison
    “...treat people with understanding when you can, and fake it when you can't
    until you do understand.”
    Kim Harrison

  • #18
    Kim Harrison
    “Plan B?' Ivy said. 'What is plan B?'
    Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he muttered, and I almost giggled.”
    Kim Harrison, A Fistful of Charms

  • #19
    Kim Harrison
    “Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid. ”
    Kim Harrison, The Outlaw Demon Wails

  • #20
    Kim Harrison
    “I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut down and you won't even get a sniff”
    Kim Harrison, The Good, the Bad, and the Undead

  • #21
    Kim Harrison
    “Growing up is hard, love. Otherwise everyone would do it.”
    Kim Harrison, Pale Demon

  • #22
    Kim Harrison
    “What are you?" I rasped.
    It smiled. "Whatever scares you.”
    Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking

  • #23
    Kim Harrison
    “Tink's Panties!”
    Kim Harrison

  • #24
    Kim Harrison
    “Oh for the sweet humpin' love of Tink! ~ Jenks”
    Kim Harrison, The Outlaw Demon Wails

  • #25
    Kim Harrison
    “Face it, you stupid little cookie maker,” Jenks said, almost sounding fond, “in the last couple of days you’ve seen what it’s like to be in a family, with all the touchy tempers and irritation that goes on. Now you get to see the other side, where we do stupid stuff for each other just because we like you. Rache is the little sister. Ivy’s the big sister. I’m the uncle from out of state, and you’re the rich nephew no one likes but we put up with you anyway because we feel sorry for you. Just let me help, huh? It won’t kill you.”
    Kim Harrison, Pale Demon

  • #26
    Kim Harrison
    “The mistakes don't matter. It's what you do when you mess up that does.”
    Kim Harrison, Early to Death, Early to Rise

  • #27
    Kim Harrison
    “I'm only going to be here for a time, then leave you." His gaze met mine. "And I will cry when I go, because I could love you forever.”
    Kim Harrison, Black Magic Sanction

  • #28
    Kim Harrison
    “You try getting through the Hollows traffic with a stoned redhead hanging out the window shouting, 'I'm king of the world!' ~Lee”
    Kim Harrison, Black Magic Sanction

  • #29
    Kim Harrison
    “Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul.”
    Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking

  • #30
    Kim Harrison
    “Tagged by a whiny little vamp. Rache, take this sword and stick it in me. Just go and stick it in me. I'm a back-drafted, crumpled-winged, dust-caked, dew-assed excuse of a backup. Worthless as a pixy condom. Taken down by my own partner. Just tape my ass shut and let me fart out my mouth.”
    Kim Harrison, A Fistful of Charms



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