Jenks Quotes

“Plan B?' Ivy said. 'What is plan B?'
Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he muttered, and I almost giggled.”
― Kim Harrison, A Fistful of Charms

“Face it, you stupid little cookie maker,” Jenks said, almost sounding fond, “in the last couple of days you’ve seen what it’s like to be in a family, with all the touchy tempers and irritation that goes on. Now you get to see the other side, where we do stupid stuff for each other just because we like you. Rache is the little sister. Ivy’s the big sister. I’m the uncle from out of state, and you’re the rich nephew no one likes but we put up with you anyway because we feel sorry for you. Just let me help, huh? It won’t kill you.”
― Kim Harrison, Pale Demon

“Tears could not be equal, if I wept diamonds from the skies.
Jenks (Black Magic Sanction)”
― Kim Harrison, Black Magic Sanction

“Tink's a Disney whore!- Jenks”
― Kim Harrison, Pale Demon

“You think my kids just popped out of the ground?”
― Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking

“Five trolls in a dra-a-a-a-ag,' the four-inch man sang from my shoulder. 'Four purple condoms, three French ticklers, two horny vamps and a succubus in the snow.”
― Kim Harrison, White Witch, Black Curse

“Come on, Rachel!" Jenks shrilled. "You're a badass, not a bad witch!”
― Kim Harrison, Pale Demon

“[Jenks]"I think you're all screwy in the head," he said when Bis nodded his encouragement. "But go ahead. I've got Quen's number in my phone. I'll call him if you both explode in a flash of black underwear and money so I won't have to fly all the way home.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“I'd never seen a man who could outshop me, but Jenks was a master.”
― Kim Harrison, A Fistful of Charms

“Tagged by a whiny little vamp," he said gesturing. "Rache, take this sword and stick it in me. Just go and stick it in me. I'm a back-drafted, crumpled-winged, dust-caked, dew-assed excuse of a backup. Worthless as a pixy condom. Taken down by my own partner. Just tape my ass shut and let me fart out my mouth.”
― Kim Harrison, A Fistful of Charms

“Piss on my daisies, we have to save the demons!”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“Yeah, the elf looks good in the sun," Jenks smart-mouthed, the pixy currently sitting on the bottom of my hooped earrings and out of the moderate wind. "When you going to put us all out of your misery and boink him?”
― Kim Harrison, The Undead Pool

“Jenk shook his head as he headed for the rental car counter. He felt his shoulders tightening as he walked away, certain that Izzy wasn't quite ready to be silent or invisible yet. He was halfway there when Izzy shouted, "Jenkins! I wish I could quit yew!"
Of course. The obligatory Brokeback Mountain reference. Jenk flipped Zanella a double bird without bothering to look back.”
― Suzanne Brockmann, Into the Storm

“I held my bag open and he dropped Jenks inside.

"Hey!" the pixy protested, and then, "Tink's little pink dildo, Rache? Haven't you gotten rid of those condoms yet? They got a shelf life, you know.”
― Kim Harrison, The Undead Pool

“My God, woman. Your aura is glowing. Just admit you like him, bump uglies, and get on with your life!”
― Kim Harrison, The Undead Pool

“That’s all kids want to know—that you love them.”
― Kim Harrison, Into the Woods: Tales from the Hollows and Beyond

“And L-M-N-O-P is not one letter, but five. It took me forever to figure that out.”
― Kim Harrison, A Fistful of Charms

“Nina looked up, her eyes fixing on mine with such ferocity I could almost see the undead vampire in them.
"There is something under here," she said, and I shivered.
"Yeah, we know, dirt nap," Jenks said.
"Rachel already told us.”
― Kim Harrison, A Perfect Blood

“Come on, Rachel!" Jenks shrilled. ou're a badass, not a bad witch!”
― Kim Harrison, Pale Demon

“All right, all right! Don’t lose your panties. No, wait. You don’t have any, do you?”
― Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking

“-¿Qué te parecería alquilar una lancha?
-No esaría mal, pero tenemos el problema del ruido. [...]
-Podríamos acercarnos a remo-sugirió, yo le respondí con una mirada.
-Hmmm... Jenks, no es un lago, es el puto océano. ¿Has visto el tamaño del buque cisterna que pasaba por debajo del puente cuando hemos llegado a la ciudad? Su estela podría volcarnos. No pienso ir al estilo canoa a menos que me digas que te llamas Pocahontas.”
― Kim Harrison, A Fistful of Charms

“Jenks made a face as he levered himself up on the sill. “Much as I enjoy this horrific outpouring of estrogen, I’m going to go say good-bye to my wife. Let me know when you’re ready. I’ll be in the garden—probably next to the stink weed.”
― Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking

“My kids know you can make it if you take risks and work hard. That we can work in the system you lunkers set up. That's all a parent really needs to give his child. That, and how to love someone with all your soul.”
― Kim Harrison, For a Few Demons More

“Teaching an adolescent pixy and teenage gargoyle how to make explosives might not be such a good idea. But hell, he’d learned when he was five.”
― Kim Harrison, Unbound

“All the things I've done to my body, I've done out of love. Seriously. I've gotten ink to remind me of all sorts of places and memories, but at the core, everything I've had done has been my way of saying that this is my body. That I don't want the body everybody else told me I should have.”
― Becky Chambers, The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet

“-No dejaré que me capture-le respondí-. Lucharé hasta que no pueda más. Si muero, te quedarás así para siempre.
Su sonrisa se ensanchó.
-No morirás-respondió con una mueca.
-¿Por qué? ¿Porque tú estás conmigo?
-Vaya, por fin lo has aprendido.”
― Kim Harrison, A Fistful of Charms

“-Tómate tu tiempo-dije con ligereza, cabreada y nerviosa a la vez.
-Jenks y yo vamos a recurrir al plan B.
-¿El plan B?-dijo Ivy-. ¿Cuál es el plan B?
Jenks se puso rojo.
-Coge el pez y sal pitando.”
― Kim Harrison, A Fistful of Charms

“And you knows ugly when you sees ugly, don't ya, sweet thang.”
― Kim Harrison, For a Few Demons More

“I'm a pixy, Rachel. I may look all tough and stuff, but I got wings, and I know infatuation when I see it.”
― Kim Harrison, White Witch, Black Curse

“I can guarantee it, " Jenks said as their eyes met. The second that you see her, you will fall in love. You will do anything for her, anything at all, and she will know it and love you back. That’s all kids want to know—that you love them.”
― Kim Harrison, Into the Woods: Tales from the Hollows and Beyond