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#1

“[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.”
― Karl Pilkington

tags: environment, jellyfish, ocean, water

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#2

“I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.”
― Karl Pilkington

tags: age, ageing, death, discrimination, humour, life, living-life-to-the-fullest, society, stereotypes

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#3

“They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.”
― Karl Pilkington, The Ricky Gervais Show - First, Second and Third Seasons

tags: climate-change, environmentalism, fish, humour, ocean, science

62 likes

#4

“I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.”
― Karl Pilkington

tags: humour

49 likes

#5

“You never see an old man eating a Twix”
― Karl Pilkington

21 likes

#6

“It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey”
― Karl Pilkington, The Ricky Gervais Show - First, Second and Third Seasons

tags: animals, apes, monkeys, publication, publishing, writing

14 likes

#7

“Treat the world like a head.”
― Karl Pilkington

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#8

“I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book”
― Karl Pilkington

tags: humor

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#9

“It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.”
― Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

tags: archaeology, clutter, history, humour

30 likes

#10

“Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain?”
― Karl Pilkington

tags: brain, control

6 likes

#11

“A slug is always on its own. It is a lonely insect.”
― Karl Pilkington

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#12

“I was most happy when pen and paper were taken from me and I was forbidden from doing anything. I had no anxiety about doing nothing by my own fault, my conscience was clear, and I was happy. This was when I was in prison.”
― Daniil Kharms, Today I Wrote Nothing: The Selected Writings

tags: laziness, prison

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