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“I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.”
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“You never see an old man eating a Twix”
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“They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.”
― The Ricky Gervais Show - First, Second and Third Seasons
― The Ricky Gervais Show - First, Second and Third Seasons
“It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey”
― The Ricky Gervais Show - First, Second and Third Seasons
― The Ricky Gervais Show - First, Second and Third Seasons
“[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.”
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