Roberta Cecere > Roberta's Quotes

“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
― Bill Watterson

“I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.”
― Bill Watterson

“Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am? ”
― Bill Watterson, The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: a Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

“I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.”
― Bill Watterson, The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

“Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?”
― Bill Watterson

“How come we play war and not peace?"
"Too few role models.”
― Bill Watterson

“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
― Bill Watterson

“Now what state do you live in?'
'Denial.”
― Bill Watterson, The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

“I'm related to people I don't relate to.”
― Bill Watterson

“I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me.”
― Bill Watterson

“Calvin: Trick or Treat!
Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be?
Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!
...Boy, am I scary or what?”
― Bill Watterson, It's a Magical World

“You can present the material, but you can't make me care.”
― Bill Watterson, Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

“I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Days Are Just Packed

“If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?”
― Bill Watterson, It's a Magical World

“They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines."
"Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce."
"We need more special effects and dance numbers.”
― Bill Watterson

“As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.”
― Bill Watterson

“Calvin: Somewhere in Communist Russia I'll bet there's a little boy who has never known anything but censorship and oppression. But maybe he's heard of America, and he dreams of living in this land of freedom and opportunity! Someday, I'd like to meet that little boy...and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!!
Calvin's Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid lima beans.”
― Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

“I won't be a rock star. I will be a legend.”
― Freddie Mercury

“Modern paintings are like women, you'll never enjoy them if you try to understand them.”
― Freddie Mercury

“I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear.”
― Freddie Mercury

“Oh, I was not made for heaven. No, I don't want to go to heaven. Hell is much better. Think of all the interesting people you're going to meet down there!”
― Freddie Mercury

“I am a romantic, but I do put up a barrier around myself, so it is hard for people to get in and to know the real me ”
― Freddie Mercury

“Does it mean this, does it mean that, that's all anybody wants to know. I'd say what any decent poet would say if anyone dared ask him to analyze his work: if you see it, darling, then it's there!”
― Freddie Mercury

“When I'm dead, I want to be remembered as a musician of some worth and substance.”
― freddie mercury

“The reason we're successful, darling? My overall charisma, of course”
― Freddie Mercury

“We've gone overboard on every Queen album. But that's Queen.”
― Freddie Mercury

“I think my melodies are superior to my lyrics.”
― Freddie Mercury

“I'm as gay as a daffodil, my dear!”
― Freddie Mercury

“It's not a concert you are seeing, it's a fashion show.”
― Freddie Mercury

“yeah, i'm a rocket ship on my way to mars
on a collision course
i am a satellite i'm out of control
i am a sex machine ready to reload
like an atom bomb about to
oh oh oh oh oh explode

i'm burnin' through the sky yeah
two hundred degrees
that's why they call me mister fahrenheit
i'm trav'ling at the speed of light
i wanna make a supersonic woman of you”
― Freddie Mercury