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  • #1
    Winston Groom
    “Life is like a box of chocolates.”
    Winston Groom, Gump & Co.

  • #2
    Winston Groom
    “That's all I have to say about that.”
    Winston Groom, Forrest Gump

  • #3
    Winston Groom
    “Run Forrest, run!”
    Winston Groom, Forrest Gump

  • #4
    Winston Groom
    “I don't know if mama was right, that we each have a destiny, or if if was Lt Dan, that we are all just floating around, accidental, like on a breeze, but I think... I think... maybe... it's both happening at the same time.”
    Winston Groom, Forrest Gump

  • #5
    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    Bernard M. Baruch

  • #7
    Wyatt Earp
    “Are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed?”
    Wyatt Earp

  • #8
    “I tried being reasonable, but I didn't like it.”
    Clint Eastwood

  • #9
    “Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?”
    Clint Eastwood

  • #10
    “Tomorrow is promised to no one.”
    Clint Eastwood

  • #11
    George V. Higgins
    “This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”
    George V. Higgins, The Friends of Eddie Coyle

  • #12
    John Wayne
    “Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.”
    John Wayne

  • #13
    John Wayne
    “We’re burnin’ daylight.”
    John Wayne

  • #14
    John Wayne
    “You're short on ears and long on mouth.”
    John Wayne

  • #15
    John Wayne
    “Talk low, Talk slow, and Don't say too much.”
    John Wayne

  • #16
    Bil Keane
    “Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.”
    Bill Keane

  • #17
    George W. Bush
    “I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5-lb. perch in my lake. (Answering a reporter who asked him to name the best moment of his Presidency.)
    George W. Bush
    tags: dumb

  • #18
    Jimmy Carter
    “We should live our lives as though Christ was coming this afternoon.”
    Jimmy Carter

  • #19
    Bill Watterson
    “Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”
    Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages, 1985-1995: An Exhibition Catalogue

  • #20
    Pablo Picasso
    “When I was a child my mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general. If you become a monk, you'll be the pope.' Instead I became a painter and wound up as Picasso.”
    Pablo Picasso

  • #21
    “Waters: Not havin' ain't no excuse for not gettin”
    Charles Fuller, A Soldier's Play

  • #22
    Frédéric Bastiat
    “When goods do not cross borders, soldiers will.”
    Frederic Bastiat

  • #23
    José Narosky
    “In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.”
    Jose Narosky

  • #24
    Douglas MacArthur
    “Old soldiers never die; they just fade away.”
    Douglas MacArthur

  • #25
    Harry Truman
    “The most peaceful thing in the world is plowing a field. Chances are you’ll do your best thinking that way. And that’s why I’ve always thought and said, farmers are the smartest people in the world, they don’t go for high hats and they can spot a phony a mile off.”
    Harry Truman

  • #26
    Victor Hugo
    “There are no weeds, and no worthless men. There are only bad farmers.”
    Victor Hugo, Les Misérables

  • #27
    Johnny Cash
    “Everybody was wearing rhinestones, all those sparkly clothes, and cowboy boots. I decided to wear a black shirt and pants and see if I could get by with it. I did and I've worn black clothes ever since. ”
    Johnny Cash

  • #28
    Nathanael West
    “Let him ride a horse. He's a cowboy ain't he?”
    Nathanael West, The Day of the Locust

  • #29
    John Dunning
    “What's that old cowboy saying? Never was a horse that couldn't be rode, never was a man who couldn't be throwed.”
    John Dunning, The Bookwoman's Last Fling

  • #30
    Jeff Foxworthy
    “You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light”
    Jeff Foxworthy, You Might Be A Redneck If...

  • #31
    Bill Hicks
    “It's always funny until someone gets hurt.

    Then it's just hilarious.”
    Bill Hicks



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