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  • #1
    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #2
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #3
    John Green
    “Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #4
    Ana Huang
    “I went from wanting to kill you…to willing to kill for you.”
    Ana Huang, Twisted Hate

  • #5
    Ana Huang
    “When I’m not with her, I wish she were there. When I am with her, I want that moment to last forever.”
    Ana Huang, Twisted Hate

  • #6
    Ana Huang
    “...Death was oblivion; life was reality, the harshest truth that had ever existed”
    Ana Huang, Twisted Love

  • #7
    Ana Huang
    “The day people stopped thinking they could change someone who didn’t want to be changed was the day fewer hearts got broken.”
    Ana Huang, Twisted Lies

  • #8
    Ana Huang
    “That’s my girl. Hate me. Don’t cry over me. Never cry over me. I’m not worth it.”
    Ana Huang, Twisted Love

  • #9
    Ana Huang
    “Those therapists didn’t get it. I didn’t want to heal. I wanted to burn. I wanted to bleed. I wanted to feel every scorching lick of pain.”
    Ana Huang, Twisted Love

  • #10
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    Narcotics Anonymous

  • #11
    John Green
    “As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #12
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #13
    Jim Henson
    “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
    Jim Henson

  • #14
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

  • #15
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    Mark Twain

  • #16
    W.C. Fields
    “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
    W.C. Fields

  • #17
    J.K. Rowling
    “He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #18
    Rick Riordan
    “Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
    Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
    Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
    "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
    Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
    ...
    I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
    "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
    "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #19
    Mark Twain
    “Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
    Mark Twain

  • #20
    Laurie Halse Anderson
    “THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

    1. We are here to help you.
    2. You will have time to get to your class before the bell rings.
    3. The dress code will be enforced.
    4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
    5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
    6. We expect more of you here.
    7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
    8. Your schedule was created with you in mind.
    9. Your locker combination is private.
    10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.

    TEN MORE LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

    1. You will use algebra in your adult lives.
    2. Driving to school is a privilege that can be taken away.
    3. Students must stay on campus during lunch.
    4. The new text books will arrive any day now.
    5. Colleges care more about you than your SAT scores.
    6. We are enforcing the dress code.
    7. We will figure out how to turn off the heat soon.
    8. Our bus drivers are highly trained professionals.
    9. There is nothing wrong with summer school.
    10. We want to hear what you have to say.”
    Laurie Halse Anderson, Speak

  • #21
    Penelope Douglas
    “Life is fifty wrong turns down a bumpy road. All you can hope is that you end up somewhere nice.” “I”
    Penelope Douglas, Punk 57

  • #22
    Madeline Miller
    “You threw me to the crows, but it turns out I prefer them to you.”
    Madeline Miller, Circe

  • #23
    Ana Huang
    “We always expected our external world to reflect our internal one, but it was situations like these that reminded me the world would go on no matter what happened to us individually. It was equal parts reassuring and depressing.”
    Ana Huang, Twisted Lies

  • #24
    Ana Huang
    “You downplay your accomplishments as ordinary when you would hail them as extraordinary on anyone else.”
    Ana Huang, Twisted Lies

  • #25
    Ana Huang
    “Butterfly?”

    Beautiful. Elusive. Hard to catch.”
    Ana Huang, Twisted Lies

  • #26
    Ana Huang
    “I want to make a few things clear.” Christian’s lips brushed mine with each word. “Touch another man, he dies. Let another man touch you, he dies. Tell me I can’t touch you…” His grip tightened on the back of my neck as his voice dropped. “And I will fucking die.”
    Ana Huang, Twisted Lies

  • #27
    Ana Huang
    “Sometimes, all we needed was the knowledge someone somewhere cared about us.”
    Ana Huang, Twisted Lies

  • #28
    Ana Huang
    “The calm to my chaos, the silence to my storm.”
    Ana Huang, Twisted Lies

  • #29
    Ana Huang
    “I thought you don’t believe in love,” I teased.
    “You’re right. That was the wrong word … Because love is ordinary. Mundane. And you, Stella … You’re extraordinary.”
    Ana Huang, Twisted Lies

  • #30
    John Green
    “I'm a grenade and at some point I'm going to blow up and I would like to minimize the casualties, okay?”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars



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