Shampoo Quotes
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“He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.”
― Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
― Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Have you ever put finger, algea-filled lake-water, or shampoo in there? Yeah, that gets your eyes screaming in pain pretty quick, doesn't it? Unless you're using baby No More Tears shampoo, of course, in which case feel free to lather your eyeballs right on up, no worries.”
― The Book of Awesome
― The Book of Awesome

“suffuse, v.
I don’t like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you.”
― The Lover's Dictionary
I don’t like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you.”
― The Lover's Dictionary

“Robyn hit me with her worst: the cool, calm anger of someone who would have no problem sneaking pink hair dye into your shampoo.”
― Match Me If You Can
― Match Me If You Can

“We are in no position to dispute the claim that when you wash your hair, you prefer to dump fifteen bottles of lavender and poppy seed shampoo all over your scalp like some gooey shower freak.”
― Heads in Beds: A Reckless Memoir of Hotels, Hustles, and So-Called Hospitality
― Heads in Beds: A Reckless Memoir of Hotels, Hustles, and So-Called Hospitality
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