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  • #1
    Jessa Hastings
    “I don’t like to share,” he says, inspecting his dagger before pocketing it again. “Share what?” I cross my arms again. He frowns at me. “You.”
    Jessa Hastings, Never

  • #2
    Sarah J. Maas
    “Should I thank you for putting on pants?" Lorcan said, his voice no more than a midnight wind.

    "I didn't want you to feel inadequate," Rowan replied, leaning against the roof door.”
    Sarah J. Maas, Queen of Shadows

  • #3
    “I would rather have had someone shoot me in the head with a nail gun, repeatedly, than have to watch the two of them cuddling on the couch together all night. --Conrad”
    Jenny Han, We'll Always Have Summer

  • #4
    Stephanie Garber
    “Where were you?” she asked.
    “I was killing innocent maidens and kicking puppies.”
    “Jacks, that’s not funny.”
    Stephanie Garber, The Ballad of Never After

  • #5
    Mark Twain
    “I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
    Mark Twain

  • #6
    Marilyn Monroe
    “It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #7
    John Green
    “They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.”
    John Green, Looking for Alaska

  • #8
    Cathy Guisewite
    “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
    Cathy Guiswite

  • #9
    John Green
    “It's not because I want to make out with her."
    Hold on." He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he'd just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. "I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit”
    John Green, Looking for Alaska

  • #10
    Leigh Bardugo
    “Jesper knocked his head against the hull and cast his eyes heavenward. “Fine. But if Pekka Rollins kills us all, I’m going to get Wylan’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.”
    Brekker’s lips quirked. “I’ll just hire Matthias’ ghost to kick your ghost’s ass.”
    “My ghost won’t associate with your ghost,” Matthias said primly, and then wondered if the sea air was rotting his brain.”
    Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows

  • #11
    Jerry Seinfeld
    “If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”
    Jerry Seinfeld

  • #12
    Suzanne Collins
    “I'm going to wake Peeta," I say.
    "No, wait," says Finnick. "Let's do it together. Put our faces right in front of his."
    Well, there's so little opportunity for fun left in my life, I agree. We position ourselves on either side of Peeta, lean over until our faces are inches frim his nose, and give him a shake. "Peeta. Peeta, wake up," I say in a soft, singsong voice.
    His eyelids flutter open and then he jumps like we've stabbed him. "Aa!"
    Finnick and I fall back in the sand, laughing our heads off. Every time we try to stop, we look at Peeta's attempt to maintain a disdainful expression and it sets us off again.”
    Suzanne Collins, Catching Fire

  • #13
    Yogi Berra
    “Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”
    Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes

  • #14
    John Green
    “Headline?" he asked.
    "'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said.
    "'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said.
    "'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #15
    Rick Riordan
    “Um...is that thing tame?" Frank said.
    The horse whinnied angrily.
    "I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man'.
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #16
    Will Rogers
    “Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
    Will Rogers

  • #17
    Holly Black
    “What I feel is not like the ballads.'

    'No an affliction, then?' Oak raises an eyebrow. 'No fever?'

    Tiernan gives him an exasperated look- one with which the prince is very familiar. 'It is more feeling that there is a part of me I have left somewhere and I am always looking for.'

    'So he's liking a missing phone?'

    'Someone ought to pitch you into the sea,' ...”
    Holly Black, The Prisoner’s Throne

  • #18
    Holly Black
    “I hate being unwell,' he says.

    'You're not sick,' Jude tells him. 'You are recovering from being stabbed- or rather, throwing yourself on a knife.'

    'You would have done the same for me,' he says airily.

    'I would not,' Jude snaps.

    'Liar,' Cardan says fondly.”
    Holly Black, The Prisoner’s Throne

  • #19
    Holly Black
    “Killing is my thing,' he tells her. 'You should get your own thing.”
    Holly Black, The Prisoner’s Throne

  • #20
    Holly Black
    “Felicitations on the murder of your mother.”
    Holly Black, The Prisoner’s Throne

  • #21
    Holly Black
    “Your HIghness,' Tiernan hisses at Oak. HIs sword is drawn and his jaw set. 'Get below.'

    'And how will that help, exactly?' Oak demands. 'Will waiting to drown make the experience better?”
    Holly Black, The Prisoner’s Throne

  • #22
    Holly Black
    “You should probably stop staring at her like you never saw a naked girl with wings before.”
    Holly Black, The Prisoner’s Throne

  • #23
    Emily Henry
    “You could be in the ghost-face mask from scream and this would still happen”
    Emily Henry, Funny Story
    tags: funny

  • #24
    Holly Black
    “Have I told you how hideous you look tonight?' Cardan asks, leaning back in the elaborately carved chair, the warmth of his words turning the question in to something like a compliment.

    'No,' I say, glad to be annoyed back in to the present. 'Tell me.'

    'I cannot,' he says, then frowns.”
    Holly Black, The Cruel Prince

  • #25
    Holly Black
    “You think I don’t deserve him,” I say to Cardan.
    He smiles slowly, like the moon slipping beneath the waves of the lake. “Oh no, I think you’re perfect for each other.”
    Holly Black, The Cruel Prince

  • #26
    Stephanie Garber
    “He gritted his teeth. “Being yours does not make you mine.”
    Stephanie Garber, A Curse for True Love

  • #27
    “My advice is, if he’s worried about his reputation, don’t rape anyone.”
    Chanel Miller, Know My Name: A Memoir

  • #28
    “The judge had given Brock something that would never be extended to me: empathy. My pain was never more valuable than his potential.”
    Chanel Miller, Know My Name: A Memoir

  • #29
    “This book does not have a happy ending. The happy part is there is no ending, because I'll always find a way to keep going.”
    Chanel Miller, Know My Name

  • #30
    “I am a victim, I have no qualms with this word, only with the idea that it is all that I am.”
    Chanel Miller, Know My Name



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