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  • #1
    Casey McQuiston
    “The moment you first called me a prick, my fate was sealed. O, fathers of my bloodline! O, ye kings of olde! Take this crown from me, bury me in my ancestral soil. If only you had known the mighty work of thine loins would be undone by a gay heir who likes it when American boys with chin dimples are mean to him.”
    Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

  • #2
    Casey McQuiston
    “You are a delinquent and a plague. Please come.”
    Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

  • #3
    Terry Pratchett
    “Another priest said,"Is it true you've said you'll believe in any god whose existence can be proved by logical debate?"

    "Yes."

    Vimes had a feeling about the immediate future and took a few steps away from Dorfl.

    "But the gods plainly do exist," said a priest.

    "It Is Not Evident."

    A bolt of lightning lanced down through the clouds and hit Dorfl's helmet. There was a sheet of flame and then a trickling noise. Dorfl's molten armour formed puddles around his white-hot feet.

    "I Don't Call That Much Of An Argument," said Dorfl calmly, from somewhere in the clouds of smoke.”
    Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

  • #4
    Casey McQuiston
    “fat and sexually conquered, snuffed out in the spring of my youth. Here lies Prince Henry of Wales. He died as he lived: avoiding plans and sucking cock.”
    Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

  • #5
    Casey McQuiston
    “The next slide is titled: EXPLORING YOUR SEXUALITY: HEALTHY, BUT DOES IT HAVE TO BE WITH THE PRINCE OF ENGLAND? She apologizes for not having time to come up with better titles. Alex actively wishes for the sweet release of death. The one after is: FEDERAL FUNDING, TRAVEL EXPENSES, BOOTY CALLS, AND YOU.”
    Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

  • #6
    Casey McQuiston
    “I'm really going to have you offed," Henry tells him. "You'll never see it coming. Our assassins are trained in discretion. They will come in the night, and it will look like a humiliating accident."
    "Autoerotic asphyxiation?"
    "Toilet heart attack."
    "Jesus."
    "You've been warned."
    "I thought you'd kill me in a more personal way. Silk pillow over my face, slow and gentle suffocation. Just you and me. Sensual."
    "Ha. Well." Henry coughs.”
    Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

  • #7
    Casey McQuiston
    “Okay, fine, kid,” Luna finally snaps, “you want me to be your fucking sherpa? Here’s my advice: Don’t tell anyone. Go find a nice girl and marry her. You're luckier than me—you can do that, and it wouldn’t even be a lie.”

    And what comes out of Alex’s mouth, comes so fast he has no chance to stop it, only divert it out of English at the last second in case it’s overheard: “Sería una mentira, porque no sería él.” It would be a lie, because it wouldn’t be him.”
    Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

  • #8
    Ottessa Moshfegh
    “Education is directly proportional to anxiety, as you've probably learned, having gone to Columbia.”
    Ottessa Moshfegh, My Year of Rest and Relaxation

  • #9
    Ottessa Moshfegh
    “I loved Reva, but I didn't like her anymore. We'd been friends since college, long enough that all we had left in common was our history together, a complex circuit of resentment, memory, jealousy, denial, and a few dresses I'd let Reva borrow, which she'd promised to dry clean and return but never did.”
    Ottessa Moshfegh, My Year of Rest and Relaxation

  • #10
    Terry Pratchett
    “There’s lots of people will help you with alcohol business, but there’s no one out there arranging little meetings where you can stand up and say, ‘My name is Sam Vimes and I’m a really suspicious bastard.”
    Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

  • #11
    Terry Pratchett
    “When a human doctor, after much bleeding and cupping, finds that a patient has died out of sheer desperation, he can always say, "Dear me, will of the gods, that will be thirty dollars please," and walk away a free man. This is because human beings are not, technically, worth anything. A good racehorse, on the other hand, may be worth twenty thousand dollars. A doctor who lets one hurry off too soon to that great paddock in the sky may well expect to hear, out of some dark alley, a voice saying something on the lines of "Mr. Chrysoprase is very upset," and find the brief remainder of his life full of incident.”
    Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

  • #12
    Terry Pratchett
    “Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was.
    Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid.”
    Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

  • #13
    Terry Pratchett
    “Murder was in fact a fairly uncommon event in Ankh-Morpork, but there were a lot of suicides. Walking in the night-time alleyways of The Shades was suicide. Asking for a short in a dwarf bar was suicide. Saying 'Got rocks in your head?' to a troll was suicide. You could commit suicide very easily, if you weren't careful.”
    Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

  • #14
    Terry Pratchett
    “The Ramkins were more highly bred than a hilltop bakery, whereas Corporal Nobbs had been disqualified from the human race for shoving.”
    Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

  • #15
    Terry Pratchett
    “He's a bit set in his ways."

    "Congealed, I should think.”
    Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

  • #16
    Terry Pratchett
    “The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of okay for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles. But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while a poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. This was the Captain Samuel Vimes ‘Boots’ theory of socio-economic unfairness.”
    Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

  • #17
    Jane Austen
    “I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun.”
    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

  • #18
    Jane Austen
    “What are men to rocks and mountains?”
    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

  • #19
    Oscar Wilde
    “I'll bet you anything you like that half an hour after they have met, they will be calling each other sister.
    Women only do that when they have called each other a lot of other things first.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

  • #20
    Oscar Wilde
    “I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

  • #21
    Neil Gaiman
    “The book was commonly known as the Buggre Alle This Bible. The lengthy compositor's error, if such it may be called, occurs in the book of Ezekiel, chapter 48, verse five.

    2. And bye the border of Dan, fromme the east side fo the west side, a portion for Afher.

    3. And by the border of Afher, fromme the east side even untoe the west side, a portion for Naphtali.

    4. And by the border of Naphtali, from the east side untoe the west side, a portion for Manaffeh.

    5. Buggre Alle this for a Larke. I amme sick to mye Hart of typefettinge. Master Biltonn if no Gentelmann, and Master Scagges noe more than a tighte fisted Southwarke Knobbefticke. I telle you, onne a daye laike thif Ennywone withe half and oz of Sense shoulde bee oute in the Sunneshain, ane nott Stucke here alle the liuelong daie inn thif mowldey olde By-Our-Lady Workefhoppe. @ *"Æ@;!*

    6. And bye the border of Ephraim, from the east fide even untoe the west fide, a portion for Reuben.*

    * The Buggre Alle This Bible was also noteworthy for having twenty-seven verses in the third chapter of Genesis, instead of the more usual twenty-four.

    They followed verse 24, which in the King James version reads:

    "So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life," and read:

    25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying Where is the flaming sword which was given unto thee?

    26 And the Angel said, I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my head next.

    27 And the Lord did not ask him again.”
    Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett

  • #22
    Terry Pratchett
    “And what would humans be without love?"
    RARE, said Death.”
    Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

  • #23
    Terry Pratchett
    “I can see we're going to get along like a house on fire," said Miss Tick. "There may be no survivors.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

  • #24
    Terry Pratchett
    “You're not allowed to call them dinosaurs any more," said Yo-less. "It's speciesist. You have to call them pre-petroleum persons.”
    Terry Pratchett, Johnny and the Bomb

  • #25
    Terry Pratchett
    “The senior wizards of Unseen University stood and looked at the door.
    There was no doubt that whoever had shut it wanted it to stay shut. Dozens of nails secured it to the door frame. Planks had been nailed right across. And finally it had, up until this morning, been hidden by a bookcase that had been put in front of it.
    'And there's the sign, Ridcully,' said the Dean. 'You have read it, I assume. You know? The sign which says "Do not, under any circumstances, open this door"?'
    'Of course I've read it,' said Ridcully. 'Why d'yer think I want it opened?'
    'Er ... why?' said the Lecturer in Recent Runes.
    'To see why they wanted it shut, of course.'
    This exchange contains almost all you need to know about human civilization. At least, those bits of it that are now under the sea, fenced off or still smoking.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #26
    Jeff Vandermeer
    “Slowly, painfully, I realized what I had been reading from the very first words of his journal. My husband had had an inner life that went beyond his gregarious exterior, and if I had known enough to let him inside my guard, I might have understood this fact. Except I hadn’t, of course. I had let tidal pools and fungi that could devour plastic inside my guard, but not him. Of all the aspects of the journal, this ate at me the most. He had created his share of our problems—by pushing me too hard, by wanting too much, by trying to see something in me that didn’t exist. But I could have met him partway and retained my sovereignty. And now it was too late.”
    Jeff VanderMeer, Annihilation

  • #27
    Jeff Vandermeer
    “Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world with the power of their lives while from the dimlit halls of other places forms that never were and never could be writhe for the impatience of the few who never saw what could have been. In the black water with the sun shining at midnight, those fruit shall come ripe and in the darkness of that which is golden shall split open to reveal the revelation of the fatal softness in the earth. The shadows of the abyss are like the petals of a monstrous flower that shall blossom within the skull and expand the mind beyond what any man can bear, but whether it decays under the earth or above on green fields, or out to sea or in the very air, all shall come to revelation, and to revel, in the knowledge of the strangling fruit—and the hand of the sinner shall rejoice, for there is no sin in shadow or in light that the seeds of the dead cannot forgive. And there shall be in the planting in the shadows a grace and a mercy from which shall blossom dark flowers, and their teeth shall devour and sustain and herald the passing of an age. That which dies shall still know life in death for all that decays is not forgotten and reanimated it shall walk the world in the bliss of not-knowing. And then there shall be a fire that knows the naming of you, and in the presence of the strangling fruit, its dark flame shall acquire every part of you that remains.”
    Jeff VanderMeer, Annihilation

  • #28
    Oscar Wilde
    “I hope, Cecily, I shall not offend you if I state quite frankly and openly that you seem to me to be in every way the visible personification of absolute perfection.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

  • #29
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays. You can’t go anywhere without meeting clever people. The thing has become an absolute public nuisance. I wish to goodness we had a few fools left.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

  • #30
    Oscar Wilde
    “Lady Bracknell. Good afternoon, dear Algernon, I hope you are behaving very well.

    Algernon. I’m feeling very well, Aunt Augusta.

    Lady Bracknell. That’s not quite the same thing. In fact the two things rarely go together.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest



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