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  • #1
    Douglas Adams
    “The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
    To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
    To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #2
    Mo Yan
    “Where there's life, death is inevitable. Dying's easy; it's living that's hard. The harder it gets, the stronger the will to live. And the greater the fear of death, the greater the struggle to keep on living.”
    Mo Yan, Big Breasts & Wide Hips

  • #3
    “I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth, and Mary Ellen was proof that even in the Appalachian woods I would not be spared. It became evident that she was a rarity.”
    Bill Bryson, A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail

  • #4
    “I hung up again and looked at Katz. "What is it with this town? I've blown more intelligent life into a handkerchief.”
    Bill Bryson, A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail

  • #5
    “There is no point in hurrying because you are not actually going anywhere. However far or long you plod, you are always in the same place: in the woods.”
    Bill Bryson, A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail

  • #6
    Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad
    “Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.”
    Tina Fey, Bossypants

  • #7
    J. Maarten Troost
    “for what is life, a good life, but the accumulation of small pleasures?”
    J. Maarten Troost, Getting Stoned with Savages: A Trip Through the Islands of Fiji and Vanuatu

  • #8
    Rebecca Solnit
    “We know less when we erroneously think we know than when we recognize that we don’t.”
    Rebecca Solnit, Men Explain Things to Me

  • #9
    Umberto Eco
    “People are never so completely and enthusiastically evil as when they act out of religious conviction.”
    Umberto Eco, The Prague Cemetery

  • #10
    “In a funny way, nothing makes you feel more like a native of your own country than to live where nearly everyone is not.”
    Bill Bryson

  • #11
    David Sedaris
    “Every day we're told that we live in the greatest country on earth. And it's always stated as an undeniable fact: Leos are born between July 23 and August 22, fitted queen-size sheets measure sixty by eighty inches, and America is the greatest country on earth. Having grown up with this in our ears, it's startling to realize that other countries have nationalistic slogans of their own, none of which are 'We're number two!”
    David Sedaris , Me Talk Pretty One Day

  • #12
    Hannah Kent
    “What else is God good for other than a distraction from the mire we’re all stranded in?”
    Hannah Kent, Burial Rites

  • #13
    Hannah Kent
    “To know what a person has done, and to know who a person is, are very different things.”
    Hannah Kent, Burial Rites

  • #14
    Harper Lee
    “Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends.”
    Harper Lee, Go Set a Watchman

  • #15
    Harper Lee
    “[T]he time your friends need you is when they’re wrong, Jean Louise. They don’t need you when they’re right”
    Harper Lee, Go Set a Watchman

  • #16
    Jonathan L. Howard
    “Cats, as any rational person knows, are solitary, opportunistic, ambush predators, much like spiders, but with fewer legs and a better fan club.”
    Jonathan L. Howard, The Fear Institute

  • #17
    Jonathan L. Howard
    “Not entirely fair?" His voice became that of the inferno: a rushing, booming howl of icy evil that flew around the great cavern, as swift and cold as the Wendigo on skates. "I am Satan, also called Lucifer the Light Bearer..."
    Cabal winced. What was it about devils that they always had to give you their whole family history?
    "I was cast down from the presence of God himself into this dark, sulfurous pit and condemned to spend eternity here-"
    "Have you tried saying sorry?" interrupted Cabal.
    "No, I haven't! I was sent down for a sin of pride. It rather undermines my position if I say 'sorry'!”
    Jonathan L. Howard, Johannes Cabal the Necromancer

  • #18
    Jonathan L. Howard
    “They served to remind Cabal - should a reminder ever be necessary - why his social skills were so poor: people were loathsome and not worth the practise.”
    Jonathan L. Howard, Johannes Cabal the Detective

  • #19
    Kameron Hurley
    “The world could burn around her, the cities turn to dust, the cries of a hundred thousand fill the air, and she would get up after the fire died and walk barefoot and burned over the charred soil in search of clean water, a weapon, a purpose. She would rebuild.”
    Kameron Hurley, God's War

  • #20
    Colson Whitehead
    “And America, too, is a delusion, the grandest one of all. The white race believes--believes with all its heart--that it is their right to take the land. To kill Indians. Make war. Enslave their brothers. This nation shouldn't exist, if there is any justice in the world, for its foundations are murder, theft, and cruelty. Yet here we are.”
    Colson Whitehead, The Underground Railroad

  • #21
    Javier Marías
    “Es otro de los inconvenientes de padecer una desgracia: al que la sufre los efectos le duran mucho más de lo que dura la paciencia de quienes se muestran dispuestos a escucharlo y acompañarlo, la incondicionalidad nunca es muy larga si se tiñe de monotonía”
    Javier Marías, Los enamoramientos

  • #22
    Terry Pratchett
    “HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #23
    Terry Pratchett
    “And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #24
    Terry Pratchett
    “This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmian philosopher Ventre, who said, "Possibly the gods exist, and possibly they do not. So why not believe in them in any case? If it's all true you'll go to a lovely place when you die, and if it isn't then you've lost nothing, right?" When he died he woke up in a circle of gods holding nasty-looking sticks and one of them said, "We're going to show you what we think of Mr Clever Dick in these parts...”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #25
    Terry Pratchett
    “YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

    "So we can believe the big ones?"

    YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #26
    David Cronenberg
    “It always amused me to observe the pathetically desperate hunger expressed in popular culture for life-forms on other planets, when underneath the very feet of these seekers of aliens, and roundly ignored by them, were the most exotic, grotesque, and fabulous life-forms imaginable.”
    David Cronenberg, Consumed

  • #27
    David Cronenberg
    “But so strong is our desire for meaning, an innate desire, that we construct meanings where there are none.”
    David Cronenberg, Consumed

  • #28
    David Cronenberg
    “You know, those unboxing videos you see everywhere on YouTube. They are the epitome of consumerist fetishism.”
    David Cronenberg, Consumed

  • #29
    Terry Pratchett
    “YOU FEAR TO DIE?
    "It's not that I don't want... I mean, I've always...it's just that life is a habit that's hard to break...”
    Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

  • #30
    Terry Pratchett
    “It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.”
    Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man



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