“Walk like you don’t care where your limbs are,’ Agnes said, doing a
much better job of it than Gwen. ‘As if it’s of no consequence to you where
they end up. Like this. See? Swing them about. And you should act, at all
times, as if your crotch is a burden.’
‘Now hang on,’ said Arthur. ‘I’m a man, and my crotch isn’t a burden.’
‘Maybe not to you,’ said Gwen. ‘But it’s a burden on the rest of
humanity.”
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Lex Croucher,
Gwen & Art Are Not in Love