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  • #1
    Author Harold Phifer
    “Once Pastor Keith hit a crescendo, Sister Gertrude would rise and jump, scream, kick, dance, and pass the hell out. Obviously, she required physical restraints to minimize damage to other parishioners and a cleanup crew for the broken pews, discarded clothing,mangled jewelry, and loose items strewn about. Yes, it took an army of ushers to physically restrain her. She was twice as big as a man. No one smaller than Shaquille O’Neal could take her down. Well, I became her parasite and First Responder. Whenever I saw aglare in her eyes, twitch in her neck, or frown on her face, I knew to move into position. But for me, getting injured was a badge of honor. I just had to be a part of her fiascos. Yet, on one Easter Sunday, I got more than I bargained for. When our youth choir created a stir, Sister Gertrude went haywire. First, she reverse dunked her grandbaby into my breadbasket. Once again, she knew I would be there for the airborne toddler. Second, a whole orchard of mixed fruits flew over my head. Third, a scarf, blouse, wig, and shoe were diverted my way. Finally, a bevy of oversized Ushers and Deacons twisted, pulled, and sacrificed themselves before Sister Gertrude went lax. It was the most outrageous display Zion Gate Union had ever seen. Mind you, she was never a disappointment for a would-be reverend like me.”
    Harold Phifer, My Bully, My Aunt, & Her Final Gift

  • #2
    “We were left with nothing because of a love like acid that ate its way through our entire family.”
    R.D. Ronald, The Elephant Tree

  • #3
    Amos Smith
    “I’m not my brother’s keeper” is the lie infecting our streets and our neighborhoods (Genesis 4:9). This lie alienates us from God and one another.”
    Amos Smith, Healing the Divide: Recovering Christianity’s Mystic Roots

  • #4
    Robert         Reid
    “10. The stranger’s breath also came out in small white clouds. The man was clearly a lot fitter than his charges and wasn’t breathing nearly as heavily. “I have been sent – that’s all you need to know for now. As to the walls, there are secrets in even the thickest walls, young master. You just need to know where to look.”
    Robert Reid, The Empress

  • #5
    Lotchie Burton
    “He reached for one of her fidgeting hands, grasping hold. Her eyes met his then faltered, lowered and grazed over his damaged skin. Her gaze burning nearly as deep as the wounds.”
    Lotchie Burton, Gabriel's Fire

  • #6
    Shafter Bailey
    “Someone else is watching James Ed Hoskins, Ms. Jones. I don’t know who or why, but he is being watched.”
    Shafter Bailey, James Ed Hoskins and the One-Room Schoolhouse: The Unprosecuted Crime Against Children

  • #7
    “My mother—with all the embarrassment and hurt that she caused me in my youth—ended up giving me the drive and the fire I needed to be more and to do more.”
    Vernon Davis, Playing Ball: Life Lessons from My Journey to the Super Bowl and Beyond

  • #8
    Sara Pascoe
    “And she was right. No matter how they tried, the two humans, with the cat but without the microchip, couldn’t connect to headquarters. Raya heard a loud popping sound in her mind, like a huge rubber band being snapped, like a glider plane released from a Piper Cub.”
    Sara Pascoe, Being a Witch, and Other Things I Didn't Ask For

  • #9
    Neal Shusterman
    “When you truly start to care about someone you become vulnerable to all sorts of things.”
    Neal Shusterman, Bruiser

  • #10
    James Clavell
    “he’s a maggot-eaten fool and we’ll be dead because of him.”
    James Clavell, Shōgun: The Epic Novel of Japan

  • #11
    Annie Proulx
    “The windows of his house shone in the darkness like squares of melting butter.”
    Annie Proulx, Postcards

  • #12
    William Shakespeare
    “I must be cruel only to be kind;
    Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.”
    William Shakespeare , Hamlet

  • #13
    Shannon Hale
    “Finn, do you see the lias—whatever, the orange-haired girl?” Razo Gestured ahead. “Do you think she’s pretty?”
    Finn glanced Dasha’s way, then returned his attention ot his horse. “She’s all right.”
    “Really? Just all right?”
    Finn shrugged.
    Razo rolled his eyes. “What am I saying? He doesn’t think any girl is pretty but Enna.”
    “Are there any girls but Enna?” Finn called back.
    “There’d better be.”
    Shannon Hale, River Secrets

  • #14
    Salman Rushdie
    “Things aren't like this," he kept repeating. "It shouldn't be this way." As if he had access to some other plane of existence, some parallel, "right" universe, and had sensed that our time had somehow been put out of joint. Such was his vehemence that I found myself believing him, believing, for example, in the possibility of that other life in which Vina had never left and we were making our lives together, all three of us, ascending together to the stars. Then he shook his head, and the spell broke. He opened his eyes, grinning ruefully. As if he knew his thoughts had infected mine. As if he knew his power. "Better get on with it," he said. "Make do with what there is.”
    Salman Rushdie, The Ground Beneath Her Feet



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