“I’m having a baby.”
Cue the pregnant pause––pun intended. On the other side of the pond, my brother’s confused expression says it all.
“With who?”
“I don’t know.”
“Jesus, you don’t know who the father is? How many people are you dating?”
“Shut up. I’m not pregnant yet. I’m searching for a man to share parental responsibility.”
“What?”
“Co-parenting. We legally share a child.”
“Like a sperm donor?” He looks unhappy with this turn of events. As much as I love my brother, and I do, he’s a total caveman when it suits him.
“I’ll volunteer my sperm,” a deep voice shouts in the background.
Alex turns in the direction of the voice. “Not if I stuff your nuts down your throat first, Hayes. That’s my baby sister you’re talking about.”
“By a minute,” I feel the need to clarify.
“You’re still my baby sister.” ”
―
P. Dangelico,
Baby Maker