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  • #1
    Phil Lester
    “I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.”
    Phil Lester

  • #2
    Norton Juster
    “Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?”
    Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth

  • #3
    Phil Lester
    “It's weird that apples bruise like humans. I'm glad they don't scream when you bite into them.”
    Phil Lester

  • #4
    “Just remember, we're all in this alone.”
    Lily Tomlin

  • #5
    “Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with u...”
    Stephan

  • #6
    M. Beth Bloom
    “We weren't really friends yet, just knowers of each other's secret stuff.”
    M. Beth Bloom, Drain You

  • #7
    “time's precious, waste it wisely”
    kayser U

  • #8
    Robert Jordan
    “Girls say all sort of silly things. You watch after yourself, now. You leave me alone in this, and I'll wring your neck.”
    Robert Jordan, New Spring

  • #9
    Aegelis
    “if you cannot find a reason to smile, then be unreasonable and smile.”
    Aegelis, Specks of Shadows, Flecks of Light

  • #10
    “Let's be hamburguer patties together forever,”
    Sang Young Park, Love in the Big City

  • #11
    Tiana Richter
    “COME ON!” I ducked again. Baloop! “WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!”

    “Okay. Now playing “What did I ever do to you” clip from Frozen.”

    “ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!” I screamed as I stabbed my opponent.”
    Tiana Richter, The Hidden Protector



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