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    Phil Lester
    “I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.”
    ― Phil Lester
    tags: birth, embarrassment, humor, life, silly, truthfulness, weirdness
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    Norton Juster
    “Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?”
    ― Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth
    tags: absurd, bathtub, fantasy, fiction, hearing, kids, nonsense, octopus, silly, sound
    103 likes

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    Phil Lester
    “It's weird that apples bruise like humans. I'm glad they don't scream when you bite into them.”
    ― Phil Lester
    tags: abstract-thinking, humor, silly, weird
    69 likes

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  • #4
    “Just remember, we're all in this alone.”
    ― Lily Tomlin
    tags: fun, humor, quote, silly
    18 likes

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  • #5
    “Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with u...”
    ― Stephan
    tags: funny, random, silly
    16 likes

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  • #6
    M. Beth Bloom
    “We weren't really friends yet, just knowers of each other's secret stuff.”
    ― M. Beth Bloom, Drain You
    tags: friends, funny, humor, silly
    5 likes

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  • #7
    “time's precious, waste it wisely”
    ― kayser U
    tags: attitude, knowledge, silly, time, valuable
    4 likes

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  • #8
    Robert Jordan
    “Girls say all sort of silly things. You watch after yourself, now. You leave me alone in this, and I'll wring your neck.”
    ― Robert Jordan, New Spring
    tags: aes-sedai, alone, moiraine, sayings, silly, siuan-sanche, things, watch-after-yourself, wheel-of-time, wot
    2 likes

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  • #9
    Aegelis
    “if you cannot find a reason to smile, then be unreasonable and smile.”
    ― Aegelis, Specks of Shadows, Flecks of Light
    tags: enjoyment, fun, goof, goofy, joy, life, reason, silly, smile, unreasonable
    4 likes

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  • #10
    “Let's be hamburguer patties together forever,”
    ― Sang Young Park, Love in the Big City
    tags: funny, lgbtq, love, silly
    4 likes

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  • #11
    Tiana Richter
    “COME ON!” I ducked again. Baloop! “WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!”

    “Okay. Now playing “What did I ever do to you” clip from Frozen.”

    “ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!” I screamed as I stabbed my opponent.”
    ― Tiana Richter, The Hidden Protector
    tags: humor, silly
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