Goofy Quotes

“And, now, come to this spot
Where the spotlight is hot
And you'll see in the spotlight
A Juggling Jott
Who can juggle some stuff
You might think he could not...
Such as twenty-two question marks,
Which is a lot.
Also forty-four commas
And, also, one dot!
That's the kind of Circus McGurkus I've got!”
― Dr. Seuss, If I Ran the Circus

“Don’t take life too seriously! Nobody gets out alive anyway. Smile. Be goofy. Take chances. Have fun. Inspire.”
― Dawn Gluskin

“You've never heard of bagpipes?" Cody asked, sounding aghast. "They're as Scottish as kilts and red armpit hair!"
"Um . . . yuck?" I said.
"That's it." Cody said. "Steelheart has to fall so we can get back to educating children properly. This is an offense against the dignity of my motherland."
"Great," Prof said. "I'm glad we now have proper motivation.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Steelheart

“What adjective can be used for a nation who is consistently fooled, recurrently deceived by the crafty politicians? Goofy? Very light! Fool? Not enough! Brainless? Yes, that is the very adjective!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“Ear demons are totally real," Cody said. "They're what make microphones like these ones work. They're also what tell you to eat the last slice of pie when you know Tia wanted it.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Steelheart

“I grunted, hauling the rope hand over hand. A plaintive squeak came from the pulley system with each draw, as if I had strapped some unfortunate mouse to a torture device and was twisting with glee.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Steelheart

“if you cannot find a reason to smile, then be unreasonable and smile.”
― Aegelis, Specks of Shadows, Flecks of Light

“I've found that child's play -stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy- was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult.”
― Matt Groening

“Get wise, youse guys!”
― Basil Wolverton, The Culture Corner

“Giddy is a grin and giggles and that glint of goofiness in your gaze.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich, Making Wishes: Quotes, Thoughts, & a Little Poetry for Every Day of the Year

“Once outside, the detectives advanced up an escalator and to a floor with two elevators. One was labeled for the staff, and the other for guests. In the corner was a plain grey door which led up a staircase.

“Monsieur Leor…” Jean began. “Are you up for a challenge?”

“You want to run up the staircase.” Leor concluded, plainly. “Like schoolboys?”

“Ouais, monsieur,” Jean replied, with a silly grin. “You can consider it your preliminary training, if that helps your dignity.”
― Zechariah Barrett, Beyond Chivalry

“Find someone who loves you the way my girlfriend pushes me off a cliff. Without hesitation.”
― Rick Riordan, The Chalice of the Gods

“My father will hear about this.”
― J.K. Rowling

“Where did Luna go? I do not know. Luna is a big black dog with curly wurly hair so she should be easy to find.”
― Stephanie Hewitt, Where did Luna go?