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  • #1
    Aristotle
    “Great men are always of a nature originally melancholy.”
    Aristotle

  • #2
    Confucius
    “And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.”
    Confucius

  • #3
    Mahatma Gandhi
    “Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love.”
    Mahatma Gandhi

  • #4
    Mahatma Gandhi
    “If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.”
    Mahatma Gandhi

  • #5
    Coco Chanel
    “Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. ”
    Coco Chanel

  • #6
    Coco Chanel
    “I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.”
    Coco Chanel

  • #7
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    Mark Twain

  • #8
    Steve  Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    Steve Martin

  • #9
    John Green
    “What a slut time is. She screws everybody.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #10
    Steve  Martin
    “I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”
    Steve Martin

  • #11
    Steve  Martin
    “Hello. I'm hello, and I'd like to say myself.”
    Steve Martin

  • #12
    Steve  Martin
    “There are few takers for the quiet heart.”
    Steve Martin, The Pleasure of My Company

  • #13
    Steve  Martin
    “Always...no wait...never.....”
    Steve Martin

  • #14
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #15
    “I'll take crazy over stupid any day.”
    Joss Whedon

  • #16
    George Carlin
    “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
    George Carlin

  • #17
    J.K. Rowling
    “Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • #18
    Oscar Wilde
    “Irony is wasted on the stupid”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #19
    John Steinbeck
    “Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids.”
    John Steinbeck, East of Eden

  • #20
    Euripides
    “Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.”
    Euripides, The Bacchae

  • #21
    George Carlin
    “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
    George Carlin

  • #22
    George Carlin
    “Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

    But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!”
    George Carlin

  • #23
    George Carlin
    “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
    George Carlin

  • #24
    George Carlin
    “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
    George Carlin

  • #25
    George Carlin
    “Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”
    George Carlin

  • #26
    George Carlin
    “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
    George Carlin

  • #27
    George Carlin
    “We're so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody's going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save the snails. And the supreme arrogance? Save the planet! Are these people kidding? Save the planet? We don't even know how to take care of ourselves; we haven't learned how to care for one another. We're gonna save the fuckin' planet? . . . And, by the way, there's nothing wrong with the planet in the first place. The planet is fine. The people are fucked! Compared with the people, the planet is doin' great. It's been here over four billion years . . . The planet isn't goin' anywhere, folks. We are! We're goin' away. Pack your shit, we're goin' away. And we won't leave much of a trace. Thank God for that. Nothing left. Maybe a little Styrofoam. The planet will be here, and we'll be gone. Another failed mutation; another closed-end biological mistake.”
    George Carlin

  • #28
    T.S. Eliot
    “Light
    Light
    The visible reminder of Invisible Light.”
    T.S. Eliot

  • #29
    Neil Gaiman
    “Everybody has a secret world inside of them. I mean everybody. All of the people in the whole world, I mean everybody — no matter how dull and boring they are on the outside. Inside them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds... Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands, maybe.”
    Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 5: A Game of You

  • #30
    Orson Scott Card
    “In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to defeat him, then in that very moment I also love him. I think it’s impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them the way they love themselves. And then, in that very moment when I love them.... I destroy them.”
    Orson Scott Card, Ender's Game



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